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Unread 09-10-2009, 01:48 AM   #1
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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Serious New News in BBCode

So resulting from our long, long, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong (long) discussion about spoiler tags we have some new forum features.

1. The standard [spoiler] tag and its conveniently shortened cousin [ss] have been adjusted so that in addition to a click revealing the spoiler, a second click re-hides the spoilertagged text.

Try it yourself! wordswordswords

2. We have the new [swap] tag which can be used for large spoilers or oversized images or passive aggressionFUCK YOU or whatever use you feel you have for it. To use it just type [swap=wordswordswords]different words![/swap] and it will display as follows:

wordswordswordsdifferent words!

Clicking the blue-backed text will... follow this closely now... swap the text following the equal sign with the text between the tags. A second click will re-swap the text.

3. All on-page instances of either tag can be automatically cleared or re-applied by clicking the "Click here to hide"/"Click here to unhide" line at the top of the thread.



The first click will reveal all hidden text on the page, and your second click will auto-rehide all revealed text.

...Not text that's hidden by good ol' [color=#111111], though. You're on your own with that one.

We hope these new features will make for a more enjoyable and productive foruming experience for you, the NPF community.
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Unread 09-10-2009, 12:34 PM   #2
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This all seems incredibly convoluted and pointless.But awesome all the same.
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Unread 09-10-2009, 12:42 PM   #3
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Yes, but does it work on pictures?
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Unread 09-10-2009, 01:02 PM   #4
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I hear it does weird things if you put them inside each other.Does it?Oh well, who cares?Awesome.
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Unread 09-10-2009, 02:13 PM   #5
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coolI think I'm going to really enjoy this new feature.When it's needed of course.
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Unread 09-10-2009, 02:16 PM   #6
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Go easy on the nesting when you're using this in the field, okay guys?
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Unread 09-10-2009, 02:16 PM   #7
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Default because I DO read all of it to make sure shit isn't snuck in

I'm pretty sure that if you guys start nesting shit with this new tag that I will hate you all even more.
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Unread 09-10-2009, 02:30 PM   #8
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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Thank you everyone who took my efforts and immediately jumped on their one shittiest and most ridiculous application.

You guys neverTHE TEARS STAIN MY PILLOW EVERY NIGHT let me down.
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Unread 09-10-2009, 02:33 PM   #9
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On the bright side, you can't swap an image with another image.

So there's a hassle you won't have to put up with in the future.
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Unread 09-10-2009, 04:38 PM   #10
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Thank you everyone who took my efforts and immediately jumped on their one shittiest and most ridiculous application.

You guys neverTHE TEARS STAIN MY PILLOW EVERY NIGHT let me down.
I actually have a legitimate reason to use your new tag in the near future, but I felt I'd better do this first just to punish you for not locking this thread.
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