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Unread 12-05-2009, 12:08 AM   #1
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Always wondered who those end game weapon shops were for. You can't tell me there's a huge market for ancient weapons of power among the peasantry.
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Unread 12-05-2009, 12:14 AM   #2
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One of BM's lines looks startlingly familiar, sir.
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Unread 12-05-2009, 01:15 AM   #3
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Definitely liked the Joe Jerk scene.
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Unread 12-05-2009, 01:38 AM   #4
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His name is actually Joe A. Jerk.

Anyway, what's the big deal? I'm sure Thief has 3 times that laying around, and he can just sneak back in there that night and steal it back. Black Mage can then use some of the spells he bought to burn it down, possibly before Thief even makes it back out.
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Unread 12-05-2009, 02:06 AM   #5
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that shopkeeper is still alive? I thought BM would have stabbed him and stolen the spells by now
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Unread 12-05-2009, 04:42 AM   #6
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Black Mage seems to be showing remarkable restraint compared to the old days of the comic.

So, is he stupid, ugly and a wuss now?
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Unread 12-05-2009, 04:51 AM   #7
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So what exactly does the Jerkin Hut (or Joe's Jerkin Shack) do? What goods or services does it offer? Does it sell jerkins, or jerky? Or is it something to do with sex?

I bet it's something to do with sex.
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Unread 12-05-2009, 06:04 AM   #8
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So what exactly does the Jerkin Hut (or Joe's Jerkin Shack) do? What goods or services does it offer? Does it sell jerkins, or jerky? Or is it something to do with sex?

I bet it's something to do with sex.
I would be sorely disappointed if that weren't the case :/
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Unread 12-05-2009, 08:07 AM   #9
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So, is it too late for them to get the Cold Fusion generator needed to power the Space Helicopter?

Because forget about incredibly expensive doom spells, this situation calls for the arsenal of heaven to nuke it from orbit.
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Unread 12-05-2009, 08:28 AM   #10
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I would almost bet that BM can't hold the knife anymore.
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