NP, I have some reasonable complaints about some people

[Darth SS]

Things Darth does not like...

I despise overbearing parents so incredibly much. Have you ever tried coaching lacrosse with overbearing parents? Impossible, I tell you. They got mad at me for organizing my lines and changing how much time each kid saw, and then got madder when I stopped doing that and the team started losing. What was even better were the parents that didn't like me telling their kids "You never back down," or telling them "If you lose a fight, go and hit someone first thing on your next shift." It's a violent, physical sport. To me, there's nothing wrong with wanting my team to excel in that aspect. I understand that you don't want your kids getting bruised and banged up, but putting them in lacrosse was a poor way to go after that objective.


I despise philosophy. See, I'm an economics major. Economics makes sense. You move from the quantity equation model to the Mundell-Fleming model, it makes sense. P becomes variable. Consumption is E=Y. It makes sense. Philosophy? It's an interesting cascade of greys. I can either remember big concepts, differences, or names. Not all 3 at once, because then everything gets all loopy and I find myself ranting about Hardin's troubling triad and then realizing that the name's wrong. Human thought should be more compartmentalized.


People with blue tooth headsets. It's okay to hang up on your damn call, they can call you back, I don't care that it's more convenient. It's 8am, I have class in half an hour, and I need my venti peppermint mocha.


Starbucks. Why did you open a franchise in the library!? You know I go there every day, and you know I'm often sleepy!


Sleep. Most annoying biological process of all time. You have to limit your productivity to do nothing! Why couldn't this be a more passive process, like dolphins?


Robert Downey Jr. Stop raising girls' standards, dammit! I can only be so charming!