Poland declares state of emergency after 'Arbeit Macht Frei' stolen from Auschwitz

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Were your childhoods all spent locked up in windowless attics?
I'm sure it was a bunch of teenagers who stole it b ecause they could and thought it would be funny. That's what teenagers do. I've stolen famous things in my youth as has pretty much everyone. And the authorities show the typical lack of clue by saying "Oh yeah it had to be a gang. And it had to be organised. That thing was welded steel."
That's just a challenge. People I know have stolen entire statues during the night- a steel sign is no big problem.

Well then it's just a matter of time before their parents rat them out, now isn't it? "A little time in federal prison will do the shits good!" Actually, I'm only half joking with that. If someone is really that stupid to steal from a piece of not only national, but world history of a caliber pretty much without rival, they deserve to rot in the tank and reconsider their ideas of "funny."

Edit: It would also discourage others from trying similar. I mean, some things are just sacred. Even though some teenagers have no respect for the sacred, it would be a good reminder that they need to be halfway decent anyway. "Yeah, let's go steal a piece of world history!" "Dude! Didn't you ever hear about Jimmy McSignthief? He stole a little sign once. The thing was like the size of a street sign. You know where he ended up? Tossing the salad with Vladimir McPresidentialassassin! Do YOU want to end up with your salad tossed by Vladimir McPresidentialassassin?" "Uh, dude, no, let's go play video games."

[Kim]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Well then it's just a matter of time before their parents rat them out, now isn't it? "A little time in federal prison will do the shits good!"

No offense intended, but holy fuck you are naive if you actually believe that. Even if their parents found out, which there is almost no reason to think that they would, if something is a big enough deal to cause a "State of Emergency" they aren't turning their kids in unless they really don't like their kids or are stupid.

[P-Sleazy]

I wouldn't be surprised if in a few days when the security dulls down at auschwitz, they replace the fake sign with the real sign and no one notices till several weeks/months later.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by NonCon

No offense intended, but holy fuck you are naive if you actually believe that. Even if their parents found out, which there is almost no reason to think that they would, if something is a big enough deal to cause a "State of Emergency" they aren't turning their kids in unless they really don't like their kids or are stupid.

That's just me wearing my imaginary sunglasses and pretending I'm a badass. I started the post being cynical and just kind of delved into "man, that would totally stop theft forever" idiotic idealism mode. Fuck, if my kid did something like that, I'd have words to no end, but no parent in any civilized nation on EARTH is going to rat their kid out. Maybe wait for things to die down and then drop it somewhere convenient, since having it around means deep shit if you actually get caught.

That said, no fucking way teenagers would be smart enough to case the joint well enough to avoid guard detection AND all the security cameras. They'd just go and grab it like idiots. Being able to pull off a heist like that requires an intimate knowledge of the place that teens are, in general, too impulsive and lacking enough forethought to gain.