Corrupted Wishes - Page 11

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-22-2010, 07:10 AM

Granted, you are now the main character in Shadow of the Collosus. Have fun with that!

I wish I had some delicious bacon right now.

Wigmund · 07-22-2010, 07:23 AM

Granted, you have all the bacon you could ever eat for the rest of your life but the only kind you get is a cheap vegan substitute that tastes like oily cardboard.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Magic_Marker · 07-22-2010, 08:27 AM

You are now fully aware of everything as you discover what Lovecraft only dreamt. The sheer horror of existance drives you mad.

I wish for life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness.

krogothwolf · 07-22-2010, 09:52 AM

Granted! You know will have life and liberty, with your head stuck in a jar hurtling through space! Happiness will be yours but you must trade in a piece of your brain for each time you wish to feel happy. Eventually you will become a mentally handicapped head in a jar hurtling through space for all eternity.

I wish that Space Marines were real.

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-22-2010, 10:51 AM

Granted. However, they take one look at your Internet favorites and order an Exterminatus on the entire Earth.

I wish I could sleep better at night.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-22-2010, 12:22 PM

Granted! However, you soon find yourself incapable of sleeping any less than 20 hours a day. Have fun with life!

I wish I carried immunity to every known and unknown disease. Good luck corrupting that!

phil_ · 07-22-2010, 12:56 PM

You are carrying these immunities in a collection of jars and vials, which you are neither allowed to open or abandon. They are very heavy.

I wish I weren't an alcoholic. Not really, but for the purposes of the game...

Magic_Marker · 07-22-2010, 01:00 PM

You travel back in time during the prohibition era where your alcholism is cured in the traditional way:

By giving you heroin.

I wish I was the man your man can smell like.

krogothwolf · 07-22-2010, 02:40 PM

Granted, expect it's on a planet filled with only tentacle monsters waiting to have fun with your ripe flesh!

I wish I could control any inanimate object with my mind!

Thadius · 07-22-2010, 03:36 PM

Granted! However, you neglected to say how many times this power would work, so it only works once. You enter a life of crime and your power works, allowing you to open the bank safe. Sadly after that it stops working, and you are unable to stop the guns in the policemen's hands from firing.

Afterwards you do a long stint in prison. The less said about that, the better.

Now just wishing for time travel would be pointless, because Earth moves through space as well. Therefor, I wish for a time machine that also takes space into its calculations, allowing me to travel back and forth through Earth's future and past, and has a 'recall' function to get me out of that T-rex someone is going to drop on me.

07-22-2010, 07:23 AM	#102
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Granted, you have all the bacon you could ever eat for the rest of your life but the only kind you get is a cheap vegan substitute that tastes like oily cardboard. I wish I knew what I was doing. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

07-22-2010, 09:52 AM	#104
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Granted! You know will have life and liberty, with your head stuck in a jar hurtling through space! Happiness will be yours but you must trade in a piece of your brain for each time you wish to feel happy. Eventually you will become a mentally handicapped head in a jar hurtling through space for all eternity. I wish that Space Marines were real. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

07-22-2010, 10:51 AM	#105
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Granted. However, they take one look at your Internet favorites and order an Exterminatus on the entire Earth. I wish I could sleep better at night. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

07-22-2010, 12:56 PM	#107
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	You are carrying these immunities in a collection of jars and vials, which you are neither allowed to open or abandon. They are very heavy. I wish I weren't an alcoholic. Not really, but for the purposes of the game... __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

07-22-2010, 02:40 PM	#109
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Granted, expect it's on a planet filled with only tentacle monsters waiting to have fun with your ripe flesh! I wish I could control any inanimate object with my mind! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

07-22-2010, 08:27 AM	#103
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	You are now fully aware of everything as you discover what Lovecraft only dreamt. The sheer horror of existance drives you mad. I wish for life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness.

07-22-2010, 12:22 PM	#106
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted! However, you soon find yourself incapable of sleeping any less than 20 hours a day. Have fun with life! I wish I carried immunity to every known and unknown disease. Good luck corrupting that!

07-22-2010, 01:00 PM	#108
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	You travel back in time during the prohibition era where your alcholism is cured in the traditional way: By giving you heroin. I wish I was the man your man can smell like.

07-22-2010, 03:36 PM	#110
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Granted! However, you neglected to say how many times this power would work, so it only works once. You enter a life of crime and your power works, allowing you to open the bank safe. Sadly after that it stops working, and you are unable to stop the guns in the policemen's hands from firing. Afterwards you do a long stint in prison. The less said about that, the better. Now just wishing for time travel would be pointless, because Earth moves through space as well. Therefor, I wish for a time machine that also takes space into its calculations, allowing me to travel back and forth through Earth's future and past, and has a 'recall' function to get me out of that T-rex someone is going to drop on me. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.