FFXIII thread of what not to do with your life - Page 13

Regulus Tera · 11-06-2009, 02:40 PM

Alexander NOOOO

Chocobo NOOOO

bluestarultor · 11-06-2009, 03:02 PM

Alexander!?

*does a happy dance*

Clearly, Square has set up something on the Internet to detect awesome ideas. This really, REALLY saves Hope as a character for me. I was afraid he'd get stuck with Siren or something and end up being a much weaker character, but Alexander is a powerful and powerful-looking summon that really says a lot about who he really is at his core and who he'll become when he gets over his individual issues.

I know it's one of those "heart of a lion" bullshit things, but screw it, it works in this case.

Kim · 11-06-2009, 02:58 PM

I can't really make out Alexander's look well enough to decide how I feel about it, but why is the chocobo's head on fire and why does it have little dreadlock things?

Donomni · 11-06-2009, 03:55 PM

It's like a Chocobo, a Nu Mou and a Bomb had an orgy, and that is the resulting hell-spawn.

Alexander in any game is sweet, though.

POS Industries · 11-06-2009, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donomni

It's like a Chocobo, a Nu Mou and a Bomb had an orgy, and that is the resulting hell-spawn.

Looks like someone's been reading my slashfics!

bluestarultor · 11-14-2009, 11:16 PM

I just have to say, that is the LEAST theme-y theme song I've ever heard.

Edit:

Okay, you know what? That link doesn't do it justice. But this link says if Square is worth the materials in a single copy of the game, it will be totally awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQIJnOlz9Z0

Regulus Tera · 11-14-2009, 11:33 PM

My Hands is even suckier than "Dear My Friends"

bluestarultor · 11-14-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

My Hands is even suckier than "Dear My Friends"

Well, listening to it alone, it is, but with some decent visuals, it can work. Watch the link and see if you still disagree. I have to say, if a normal person can make a product with that much impact out of an incredibly sparing amount of trailer footage, Square should be able to do at least as well with the full game to pull from.

Regulus Tera · 11-06-2009, 04:17 PM

My problem with Alexander is that his Driving Mode is a Barrack or a Castle or a Shooting Fortress or whatever.

To which I ask, isn't that the same fucking thing as his non-Driving Mode?

bluestarultor · 11-06-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

My problem with Alexander is that his Driving Mode is a Barrack or a Castle or a Shooting Fortress or whatever.

To which I ask, isn't that the same fucking thing as his non-Driving Mode?

Well, yes, but in Gestalt Mode, he becomes a flying fortress.

I mean, cut them some slack, we're talking about a thing that's never had more than five points of articulation in its entire life.

11-06-2009, 02:58 PM	#3
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Everything is better when on fire... Except chocobos. I can't really make out Alexander's look well enough to decide how I feel about it, but why is the chocobo's head on fire and why does it have little dreadlock things? __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

11-06-2009, 03:55 PM	#4
Donomni Would you deign to supply me food? Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tampa Bay Area, Florida Posts: 2,004	It's like a Chocobo, a Nu Mou and a Bomb had an orgy, and that is the resulting hell-spawn. Alexander in any game is sweet, though. __________________ Dance your cares away! Chirrrrrrp. Also, dead blog.

11-06-2009, 02:40 PM	#1
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	Alexander NOOOO Chocobo NOOOO

11-14-2009, 11:33 PM	#7
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	My Hands is even suckier than "Dear My Friends"

11-06-2009, 04:17 PM	#9
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	My problem with Alexander is that his Driving Mode is a Barrack or a Castle or a Shooting Fortress or whatever. To which I ask, isn't that the same fucking thing as his non-Driving Mode?