[buttz tag here plz] NPF Chapter 1: Meh-herp-e-derp - Page 18

BitVyper · 02-23-2012, 04:04 AM

What's wrong with bagpipes? I love bagpipes.

Ecks · 02-23-2012, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Intern Nin

> Tech tip: The ultimate DERP technique consumes four times as much mp as the previous Derptech, yet it only deals about 40% more damage. In short, that move is a waste of technique slot and you are the ultimate derp for learning it. Congratulations.

ES: I'm working with what I've got here.
ES: To be completely fair though all of my fraymotifs cost negative boondollars so it's not like I wasn't also simultaneously making money off buying shitty techniques.
ES: Also what the hell is mp?
ES: Is that a gaming abstraction because I don't recall Sforums actually requiring an mp cost for techniques.
ES: I just kind of do them.
ES: I'll just be derping along like the shitty forum ninja I am and suddenly WHAM
ES: A wild Geminex phallus appears
ES: OH SHIT TIME TO GET MY DERP ON
ES: You know how it goes.

A Zarkin' Frood · 02-23-2012, 07:08 AM

So you are... "buying" techniques but refuse to acknowledge MP? Funny.

Also, screw y'all. You don't seem to appreciate my efforts. I'm keeping the phallus in check and you pretend like I'm not even doing anything, like it still needs to be fought. Fuck you. I tamed it. It will do as I please, and what I want it to do now is to screw you over. And over and over and over.

Geminex · 02-23-2012, 07:37 AM

Spirit bomb OP nerf plz

Aldurin · 02-23-2012, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

Spirit bomb OP nerf plz

Spirit bomb is nerfed so hard that all damage it would do becomes healing. Please note that the mechanics for this system accounts for death through healing overdose.

akaSM · 02-23-2012, 01:38 PM

Let's get derpgerous!

Mr.Bookworm · 02-23-2012, 01:49 PM

I tap three black and play Yawgmoth's Will, then I tap five white and play Jesus from the graveyard.

Fifthfiend · 02-23-2012, 02:12 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH

Shyria Dracnoir · 02-23-2012, 02:54 PM

Intern Nin · 02-23-2012, 04:14 PM

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02-23-2012, 04:04 AM	#171
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	What's wrong with bagpipes? I love bagpipes. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

02-23-2012, 07:08 AM	#173
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	So you are... "buying" techniques but refuse to acknowledge MP? Funny. Also, screw y'all. You don't seem to appreciate my efforts. I'm keeping the phallus in check and you pretend like I'm not even doing anything, like it still needs to be fought. Fuck you. I tamed it. It will do as I please, and what I want it to do now is to screw you over. And over and over and over. __________________ >:( C-:

02-23-2012, 02:12 PM	#178
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH* __________________ check out my buttspresso

02-23-2012, 02:54 PM	#179
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	__________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

02-23-2012, 07:37 AM	#174
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Spirit bomb OP nerf plz

02-23-2012, 01:49 PM	#177
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	I tap three black and play Yawgmoth's Will, then I tap five white and play Jesus from the graveyard.