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Unread 02-25-2010, 03:56 PM   #11
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oh I almost forgot to mention, what the fuck is this shit?
Comcast is one of the largest cable providing entities in the US. We just bought NBC a month or so ago. It is a common joke within the company that we're also a power-hungry cult. Now it seems we have clothes to match. Also our founder looks like the pope. To me, he’s the Cable Pope. It's funny.

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He's the old guy standing in front of the plastic black guy.

Yes, our home office has plastic people standing around for no reason.
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Unread 02-25-2010, 03:59 PM   #12
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You know if everyone showed up to work in one of those and you got some pictures the potential hilarity factor is through the roof.
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Unread 02-25-2010, 04:02 PM   #13
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Well if I could talk 47 other people into buying one with me, then we could do that. I'm not buying 48 of them on my own just for a laugh.
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Unread 02-25-2010, 06:28 PM   #14
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I wanna buy one. But I'm broke.
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Unread 02-25-2010, 10:03 PM   #15
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It is a common joke within the company that we're also a power-hungry cult.
Fffftt - buying up broadcast companies to monopolize television, that's nothing.

If you want to compare power-hungry megacorp cults. I live in the shadow of Walmart's home offices.
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Unread 02-25-2010, 10:19 PM   #16
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I don't know.....

...we have an obelisk.
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This thread is making want to work for Comcast now.
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Unread 02-25-2010, 11:14 PM   #19
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You work for Comcast?

Can I direct my hatred for cable companies, especially the one that gouges into my wallet every month, at you?
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Unread 02-25-2010, 11:28 PM   #20
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May as well. Everyone else does.

But yeah, I'm a dispatcher for them. I make the technicians go places and fix things.
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