Define Manliness - Page 2

Token · 02-27-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CABAL49

It must be. I just played it for 30 minutes and I am very manly.

If you were manly, you'd be glittering.

Great Cartoonist · 02-27-2010, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

If you were manly, you'd be glittering.

Glitter is for Twilight vampires and Mary Sues.

Manly men radiate PURE TESTOSTERONE.

Mike McC · 02-27-2010, 11:08 PM

Manliness is something you'll never get here.

Bard The 5th LW · 02-27-2010, 11:11 PM

In my opinion, Manliness is how bravado you can muster, and how awesome you can be in doing it.

Manliness isn't just attempting dangerous and/or stupid things, its succeeding at them. Its being able to say you've done a lot of pretty cool things and are always looking to do some more awesome stuff. Its the ability to make other men jealous of your greatness, to the extent that they are then driven to make themselves more manly so they aren't shown up, thus continuing the cycle.

The cycle will then keep going, and the manly cobatants will probably get themselves killed eventually. So i suppose true manliness is awesomeness, but self-control and some prudence. If you wish to not be a manly martyr.

Hanuman · 02-27-2010, 11:11 PM

Well, ok I'll shoot.

GUIDE TO BEING MANLY
BY LEV

Some people are just born manlier than others, it's unfair but true, ACCEPTING TRUTHS LIKE THIS IS MANLY.

Born like a MAN? Born like this:
Broad cheast, broad shoulders,
deep, bassy, confident, clear voice,
HAIR,
BIG HANDS, BIG FEET,
adams apple,
big bones that have been well worked, big skull,
dick that's at least average (5'), bigger, harder, thicker are all more manly,
MESOMORPHIC BODY TYPE,

AND ESPECIALLY TESTOSTERONE

Wtf is testosterone? STUFF THAT LIKES DANGER, STUFF THAT BUILDS MUSCLE.

This is the bridge between being born manly and becoming manly, the more dangerous, exciting, muscle building, heart pumping, crazy shit you do the more manly you become.

The more you bash your bones into microfractures which re-heal bigger the more manly you become.

What is manliness? Not being invincible or skilled, it's being scared shitless and ENJOYING it! It's doing stuff even though you'll probably get hurt! Making your muscles hot and sore because you feel a deep calling, a primal bond towards just flat out being a man. THAT is manliness.

BitVyper · 02-27-2010, 11:12 PM

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Define Manliness

Me.

Token · 02-27-2010, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lev

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deep, bassy, confident, clear voice,

As manly as it gets.

Hanuman · 02-27-2010, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

As manly as it gets.

Technically, even dwarven women are manlier than that.

Token · 02-27-2010, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lev

Technically, even dwarven women are manlier than that.

NPH is as manly as it gets. Nathan is the only person who even comes close.

BitVyper · 02-27-2010, 11:28 PM

Token, since you don't get it, I'm going to help you:

02-27-2010, 11:08 PM	#13
Mike McC Time is something else. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,065	Manliness is something you'll never get here. __________________ WHERE MIKEY IS IN 2022! tumblrs - http://werewolf.zone twitters - @itmightbemikey

02-27-2010, 11:11 PM	#15
Hanuman Love Is Strength Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vancouver/BC/Canada Posts: 1,135	Well, ok I'll shoot. GUIDE TO BEING MANLY BY LEV Some people are just born manlier than others, it's unfair but true, ACCEPTING TRUTHS LIKE THIS IS MANLY. Born like a MAN? Born like this: Broad cheast, broad shoulders, deep, bassy, confident, clear voice, HAIR, BIG HANDS, BIG FEET, adams apple, big bones that have been well worked, big skull, dick that's at least average (5'), bigger, harder, thicker are all more manly, MESOMORPHIC BODY TYPE, AND ESPECIALLY TESTOSTERONE Wtf is testosterone? STUFF THAT LIKES DANGER, STUFF THAT BUILDS MUSCLE. This is the bridge between being born manly and becoming manly, the more dangerous, exciting, muscle building, heart pumping, crazy shit you do the more manly you become. The more you bash your bones into microfractures which re-heal bigger the more manly you become. What is manliness? Not being invincible or skilled, it's being scared shitless and ENJOYING it! It's doing stuff even though you'll probably get hurt! Making your muscles hot and sore because you feel a deep calling, a primal bond towards just flat out being a man. THAT is manliness. __________________ If you want to stay connected send me a PM with your email.

02-27-2010, 11:28 PM	#20
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	MANSBEAM! Token, since you don't get it, I'm going to help you: __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

02-27-2010, 11:11 PM	#14
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	In my opinion, Manliness is how bravado you can muster, and how awesome you can be in doing it. Manliness isn't just attempting dangerous and/or stupid things, its succeeding at them. Its being able to say you've done a lot of pretty cool things and are always looking to do some more awesome stuff. Its the ability to make other men jealous of your greatness, to the extent that they are then driven to make themselves more manly so they aren't shown up, thus continuing the cycle. The cycle will then keep going, and the manly cobatants will probably get themselves killed eventually. So i suppose true manliness is awesomeness, but self-control and some prudence. If you wish to not be a manly martyr.