Sex Scenes in games: Deep gameplay or CHEEEEEEEEEEESE

[Bells]

So... the latest one? Alpha Protocol. And it's just... gawh, this is awkward.

I mean, this is a trend i really really really want to stop. These scenes aren't good. They do nothing for the characters, plot, unniverse, gameplay... ever.

In one moment you're playing as a spy or medieval hunter in this world of danger running against the clock to save the day and then... bam! You appear in a REALLY cheesy low quality Softcore porn scene...

I can see the appeal for angry frustrated virgin teens, but c'mon if you are willing to pick up a game because of crap like this, just walk the extra mile and get a Sex game already....