Corrupted Wishes - Page 2

Rejected Again · 06-30-2010, 12:08 AM

Granted, however the hat is made out of plutonium 238 and you die of cancer after wearing it.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Doc ock rokc · 06-30-2010, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Granted, however the hat is made out of plutonium 238 and you die of cancer after wearing it.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

You did but it eat you and now torrizes the earth

I wish i could get my hands on a 3ds

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 06-30-2010, 04:03 AM

Granted, you do get your hands on a 3ds... for 4 seconds before it's taken away again!

I wish I was cooler.

Nikose Tyris · 06-30-2010, 06:54 AM

Granted! Your body temperature dropped a few degrees.

I wish that right at an oppertune time a flock of doves would settle on the railing of my balcony, and remain there for 4 seconds before flying away.

Osterbaum · 06-30-2010, 07:05 AM

Granted! A flock of doves settles on the railing of your balcony and remain there for 4 seconds before flying away which makes you realize how stupid your wish was, how lame you are yourself for making said wish and this leads to you being depressed.

I wish for world peace.

BitVyper · 06-30-2010, 08:30 AM

Granted! Prolonged nuclear war slowly and painfully leads to the eradication of all life on Earth, leaving no one to fight.

I wish for a more fun job.

Bard The 5th LW · 06-30-2010, 08:39 AM

Granted! But the job is only fun for everyone else! You find it tedious and uninteresting.

I wish I could play an instrument.

CABAL49 · 06-30-2010, 09:18 AM

Granted! But you lose your hands and tongue in a tragic piano accident.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 06-30-2010, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

Granted! Your body temperature dropped a few degrees.

HA, you fool, that wasn't corrupted at all! It's too damn hot in here!!

OT; I wish I had more time to sleep.

Granted, you fall into eternal slumber, never to awake again.

I wish I had a giant nuke launching mech with which to wage war against my enemies.

Mr.Bookworm · 06-30-2010, 10:02 AM

Granted!

But it can be defeated by one man on foot with a few explosives.

I wish for a pony.

06-30-2010, 07:05 AM	#15
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Granted! A flock of doves settles on the railing of your balcony and remain there for 4 seconds before flying away which makes you realize how stupid your wish was, how lame you are yourself for making said wish and this leads to you being depressed. I wish for world peace. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

06-30-2010, 08:30 AM	#16
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! Prolonged nuclear war slowly and painfully leads to the eradication of all life on Earth, leaving no one to fight. I wish for a more fun job. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

06-30-2010, 10:02 AM	#20
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	Also, you have to rant about genetics you really don't understand. Granted! But it can be defeated by one man on foot with a few explosives. I wish for a pony.

06-30-2010, 08:39 AM	#17
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted! But the job is only fun for everyone else! You find it tedious and uninteresting. I wish I could play an instrument.

06-30-2010, 09:18 AM	#18
CABAL49 Not bad. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Senatus Populusque Americanus Posts: 1,584	Granted! But you lose your hands and tongue in a tragic piano accident. I wish I had more time to sleep.