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Unread 04-17-2011, 03:16 AM   #11
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I've got one scar just above the knuckle of my pinkie on the right hand. It's from a fight.
Punched the guy in the mouth. Guy wears braces. Didn't notice my hand was (barely) bleeding until my glove was stuck to the wound. (it was winter-time)

There's another one that feels like a scar, and it's on my left shoulder. However, I have no idea how or why it should be there. And it's not something you can see, so I'm kinda puzzled if it's even a scar, but it's stiff, scar-like tissue so unless it starts doing weird things I'm going to count it as a scar.

Other than that, I've got emotional scars. Those are the worst.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 03:19 AM   #12
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I don't get scars.

I give them.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 03:29 AM   #13
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I've had this cute little white scar on the back of my right thumb since... I can't remember how long. I've got a similar one under my lower lip, but that was from a bad habit of chewing on the poor thing. The hair there always grows white now, too, which is weird.

Also had this odd white mark on my right arm for the longest time after this one time I went swimming in a lake, but I can't remember what caused it.

Beyond that, no scars even from things I'd totally expect scars from. Lucky me, I guess.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 03:34 AM   #14
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I have a couple.

There's a tiny one on my forehead. Got it when I was 3, according to my parents. Still not quite sure how.

There's a five-inch scar on my right leg, running along the inside right around my knee. Gashed that open on a broken glass coffee table.

And a 1-inch on my left thigh from a knife wound when someone tried to mug me in Everett along Casino road back in '97.

A tiny one in the center of my left palm from when I put my hand down on a nail that happened to be sticking out of a prop in high school drama class.

And a small one on my right hand, middle knuckle, from my sister's stupid fingernail.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 05:42 AM   #15
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Got on at this place. It was night though and the place was closed. But as is customary when drunk, me and my friends decided to got swimming anyway. For this you have to clime the fence. It's a regular fence but higher than that obviosly. So I was climng in a second time after being thrown out once by the security guard and when I have my left hand up all the way trying to pull the rest of me to the top I slip. And I get a nice big wound in my left hand since I was still trying to hold on to the top of the fence. The wound was about like 7-10cm and the scar is about 5-7cm.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 09:18 AM   #16
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I have a few scars, one of them isn't very noticable though.

I was two years old, it was winter, and I spotted an ice patch near the house. I think to myself ''What happens when you run on ice?'' and then I go for it. At first everything seems okay, but then, of course, I fall to my face, biting my lower lip, which causes a huge amount of the snow in front of me to become red-stained. Today, I still have this weird ''nipple'' scar inside of my lower lip. It's kinda ironic though, since it helps me play the sax today.

Later in life, maybe 3 years ago, I was sleeping in bed when what I think is a spider or any other insect bit me just under my right eye, causing it to swell for a couple days. The scar is barely visible now.

My most recent scar happened while I was doing the dishes about 2 years ago. I was cleaning a glass by putting my entire fist in it with a cloth ad spining it back ad forth to clean the bottom (I have rather small hands) when it popped and broke right while I was spining. The result: I digged a circle shapped wound that went as deep as my bone right over my right thumb knuckle. Luckily, I was able to ''re-patch'' it, but unfortunately, when I went to the clinic later, they told me I couldn't get any stitches done because the wound was too weird. So I waited it out for about 3 weeks until the skin healed. Feels weird today, because when I scratch it I barely feel anything on that spot.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 09:56 AM   #17
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I have one just under my bottom lip. Once, when I were a small childrens, I bit through my lip when I was jumping on the bed and very suddenly landed not on the bed.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 10:05 AM   #18
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I have two scars - well, technically, three - one on my right shoulder, because one day I stayed too much in the sun and apparently scratching my shoulder scarred it. It's like, a cm long. Then, on my foot I have two tiny scars - I was around 12, I think, I was running around barefoot and there were some planks on the yard, which we used as pathways so we didn't step on the soil...One had a barb on it, which entered - and nearly exited - the "ball" of the foot.

Aside from these, most of the cuts I've gotten haven't managed to be so severe - stuff like cutting my finger by accident and only stopping because of the nail and such.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 10:52 AM   #19
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I have so many. ._.

My most noticeable ones are on my left shoulder from when a flat/shell broke and slammed shut on me during musical practice (and a corresponding one on my chest from where I slammed into the bottom riser when I fell). Don't really want to go into the others, since most of them are from stupid shit.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 11:13 AM   #20
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About eight years ago, when I was 14, I was cycling through the local forest, Alice Holt. The tracks there are mostly gravelled, and I was freewheeling down a hill. About 3/4s the way down a dog came darting out the woods, so I slammed on the brakes. Sailed straight over the handlebars, slid down the hill a bit, gouged my left elbow open and got a lot of gravel lodged in my elbow. Limped back home and got taken to a hospital, where I had each little bit of gravel that had embedded itself into my flesh plucked out with tweezers, before being bandaged up.

Now my elbow is just splodges of ugly purple fleshy bits where the tissue grew back. The skin also flaps loose when I hold my arm straight.

I also have a large scar down.... there... where I had a kidney operation when I was 8months old. Nobody's ever had the chance to see it, though.
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