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Unread 11-26-2011, 12:43 PM   #11
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I love how republicans love to act as if Christianity is the US's state religion.
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Unread 11-26-2011, 12:48 PM   #12
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Well, it isn't as bad as the fake outrage over the stealth Muslim turkeys.

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Anti-Muslim blogger Pamela Geller, one of the driving forces behind the Ground Zero mosque controversy, has set her sights on a new manifestation of the stealth jihad: Your Thanksgiving turkey. Geller is calling for a boycott of Butterball, accusing the company of selling "stealh halal" turkeys prepared in accordance with Muslim dietary laws:
Personally, I'm not clear how having a halal turkey would make it any different. Nor, how would it be subversive to our taste buds. But then, I'm not one who thinks fluoridated water turns us into Communists.
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Unread 11-26-2011, 01:46 PM   #13
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Yeah if eating halal-proof food makes you a subversively brainwashed crypto-Jihadist I don't see how mankind could have lasted this long without switching to an all-pork diet. It's kinda comforting to know one of the leading forces in the holy war on Islam is not only a blogger, but a raving lunatic.
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You know, there's a brand of halal chicken sold at my local grocery store next to the other brands, and it generally tastes the best. I'm pro-stealth halal.
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Maybe Obama just didn't know which god should he thank
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"Oh mighty Slaanesh, we thank you for this delightfully decadent feast before us, we thank you for whipped cream, cherries and flavored lubricant, and we thank you for making damn sure that Nurgle did not get involved with this turkey before we did. Amen."
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"Oh mighty Slaanesh, we thank you for this delightfully decadent feast before us, we thank you for whipped cream, cherries and flavored lubricant, and we thank you for making damn sure that Nurgle did not get involved with this turkey before we did. Amen."
... Wait, what do you do with the turkey?
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... Wait, what do you do with the turkey?
What DON'T we do with the turkey?
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