Decem-beard - Page 2

Krylo · 12-01-2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

It requires challenging social conventions and standards of good taste and fashion.
Shaving is heaps easier

Except when you can just say "I'm raising awareness for men's health issues" all of that social pressure immediately goes away.

Professor Smarmiarty · 12-01-2011, 01:54 PM

But when you're in the club trying to pick up all the hos you won't have time or the ability to explain over the Untz untz untz.
Alternatively if you have a steady girlfriend you'll need to adminster regular beatings to get her to accept your moustache.

Krylo · 12-01-2011, 02:01 PM

Chicks dig socially conscious guys. If you can't find a way to use your shitty awareness facial hair as a successful pick up, it is you who is socially unacceptable, not your shitty facial hair.

And it only doesn't work on steady girlfriends because they totally know it's all a bunch of bullshit excuses for you to be too lazy to shave as well.

Professor Smarmiarty · 12-01-2011, 02:44 PM

I'm not talking the jovial back and forth of picking up women at a low key social gathering. In that field your chances remain even or perhaps are even enhanced.
I'm talking the raw thrust of the club, where you cannot explain the reason for your mo, where there is no talking, no cut or thrust of witty barb merely the raw passions of a stolen glance- trapped forever in the wall of hair.

Shyria Dracnoir · 12-01-2011, 03:20 PM

Wake me up when we get into Februshary and Marschole.

Seil · 12-01-2011, 03:26 PM

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This is not a valid Seil Thread since you did not title it correctly. And there's no tag to boot (you know how anal we are about that stuff).

I was told to stop it, so'm stoppin' it.

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All these no shaving things are dumb. It's incredibly easy to not shave. In fact it's easier than shaving. All it requires is for you to be lazy as shit every day.

Fifthfiend · 12-01-2011, 04:57 PM

If I start calling it Janu-Hairy can I lay off waxing my back for a month?

Darth SS · 12-01-2011, 10:08 PM

Can we go back to what our parents called it? "Growing a beard."

Also, I challenge the idea that growing a beard is easy because it specifically requires not doing something. I challenge it solely on the basis that beards get fucking itchy. Really itchy. Like, you're sitting in a class and you should be trying to understand the algebra in front of you but instead all you can think about is how it feels like your neck is on fire and you desperately want to scratch it furiously but then you might get beard dandruff all over your black sweater and people will see and be grossed out so you can't do that but maybe a couple exploratory touches yes those are okay no one questions those but it only itches more now and someone asked a question and you missed it because of the forest thrusting itself forth from your face.

Krylo · 12-01-2011, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth SS

Can we go back to what our parents called it? "Growing a beard."

Also, I challenge the idea that growing a beard is easy because it specifically requires not doing something. I challenge it solely on the basis that beards get fucking itchy. Really itchy. Like, you're sitting in a class and you should be trying to understand the algebra in front of you but instead all you can think about is how it feels like your neck is on fire and you desperately want to scratch it furiously but then you might get beard dandruff all over your black sweater and people will see and be grossed out so you can't do that but maybe a couple exploratory touches yes those are okay no one questions those but it only itches more now and someone asked a question and you missed it because of the forest thrusting itself forth from your face.

You have terrible skin. Use lotion or something.

I have not shaved for a month and a half. I do not itch, and have not itched.

And it's not to raise awareness for shit that everyone already knows about or whatever. It's purely because I'm a lazy asshole and the longer it gets the more effort it is to actually shave.

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 12-02-2011, 12:04 AM

Two reasons why I have a beard:

I eat razors, trimmers, and sundry grooming products because my beard is so damn thick.

I've had a beard in some form or another for over a decade for the above reason.

That and I love my beard. spose that is three reasons. Never particularly care for these beard/stache themed nonsense things, as expressed before.

12-01-2011, 02:01 PM	#3
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Chicks dig socially conscious guys. If you can't find a way to use your shitty awareness facial hair as a successful pick up, it is you who is socially unacceptable, not your shitty facial hair. And it only doesn't work on steady girlfriends because they totally know it's all a bunch of bullshit excuses for you to be too lazy to shave as well. __________________ I am very tired.

12-01-2011, 03:20 PM	#5
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Wake me up when we get into Februshary and Marschole. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

12-01-2011, 04:57 PM	#7
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	If I start calling it Janu-Hairy can I lay off waxing my back for a month? __________________ check out my buttspresso

12-02-2011, 12:04 AM	#10
Grandmaster_Skweeb Doesn't care anymore Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,429	Two reasons why I have a beard: I eat razors, trimmers, and sundry grooming products because my beard is so damn thick. I've had a beard in some form or another for over a decade for the above reason. That and I love my beard. spose that is three reasons. Never particularly care for these beard/stache themed nonsense things, as expressed before. Last edited by Grandmaster_Skweeb; 12-02-2011 at 12:07 AM.

12-01-2011, 01:54 PM	#2
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	But when you're in the club trying to pick up all the hos you won't have time or the ability to explain over the Untz untz untz. Alternatively if you have a steady girlfriend you'll need to adminster regular beatings to get her to accept your moustache.

12-01-2011, 02:44 PM	#4
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I'm not talking the jovial back and forth of picking up women at a low key social gathering. In that field your chances remain even or perhaps are even enhanced. I'm talking the raw thrust of the club, where you cannot explain the reason for your mo, where there is no talking, no cut or thrust of witty barb merely the raw passions of a stolen glance- trapped forever in the wall of hair.