Corrupted Wishes - Page 26

Red Mage Black · 08-13-2010, 10:55 PM

Congrats, you now know you can go to the kitchen, the bathroom and your bedroom, but unfortunately nowhere else.

I wish all pantheons of deities would show themselves and do battle for the world to see. PS, I regret nothing if they choose the mortal realm to do battle.

Arhra · 08-13-2010, 11:09 PM

There is no God.

I wish food was ten times as nutritious!

Hanuman · 08-14-2010, 12:47 AM

Granted
You are transported to a future where scientists have genetically modified food so that only a few types exist in the world by 2090, a wide-spread famine epidemic suddenly strikes and billions die from malnutrition and riots, including you.

I wish for the future ability, will and knowledge to cast a single world-changing, charitable, thanked and benign wish.

ChaoticBrain · 08-14-2010, 01:28 PM

Granted. You are now a genie, so you can grant any benign, world-changing wishes that your master wishes for. Unfortunately, you now belong to an evil overlord forever.

I wish I had a stone that granted me (and only me) infinite power.

Thadius · 08-14-2010, 03:36 PM

I do say, good sir, that while such a stone might be difficult to procure, it is not impossible. Here you are, fine chap, but do take care that-

Oh dear me, that appears to be a bottomless, or quite nearly so, chasm. And you stumbled and dropped your stone into it. Bad luck, sport, looks like your wish was wasted!

I do say, I think it would be quite interesting if Dwarf Fortress started to leak into the real world. Interesting times abound, eh? What say you, genie?

ChaoticBrain · 08-14-2010, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thadius

I do say, good sir, that while such a stone might be difficult to procure, it is not impossible. Here you are, fine chap, but do take care that-

Oh dear me, that appears to be a bottomless, or quite nearly so, chasm. And you stumbled and dropped your stone into it. Bad luck, sport, looks like your wish was wasted!

We're playing "Corrupted Wishes", not "Wasted Wishes that turn everything back to status quo". Personally, if I could have corrupted my own wish, I would have given me an ultra-powerful magical kidney stone that could never come out. But, ah well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeienSlayer

Done. But unfortunately, Slater was completely content with his job, so he never did anything newsworthy.

Oh, and Fifth never was born.

I wish for a flying car.

Your car flies away to live with its kind in the wild. It gets more sex than you.

I wish for a Gunblade.

Flarecobra · 08-14-2010, 04:08 PM

Granted, but now everything is much, much more flammable.

I wish for a million dollars in blood money.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 08-14-2010, 05:20 PM

Granted, you now have 1 million dollars... in the game, Hitman; Blood Money.

I wish for everlasting happiness and joy for all.

KeienSlayer · 08-14-2010, 11:07 PM

Done. But unfortunately, Slater was completely content with his job, so he never did anything newsworthy.

Oh, and Fifth never was born.

I wish for a flying car.

Flarecobra · 08-15-2010, 12:43 AM

You get it. It explodes in your hand and takes a good chunk of lower arm with it.

I wish Jar Jar Binks didn't suck so bad.

08-13-2010, 11:09 PM	#2
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	There is no God. I wish food was ten times as nutritious! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

08-14-2010, 03:36 PM	#5
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	I do say, good sir, that while such a stone might be difficult to procure, it is not impossible. Here you are, fine chap, but do take care that- Oh dear me, that appears to be a bottomless, or quite nearly so, chasm. And you stumbled and dropped your stone into it. Bad luck, sport, looks like your wish was wasted! I do say, I think it would be quite interesting if Dwarf Fortress started to leak into the real world. Interesting times abound, eh? What say you, genie? __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

08-14-2010, 04:08 PM	#7
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Granted, but now everything is much, much more flammable. I wish for a million dollars in blood money. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them. Last edited by Flarecobra; 08-14-2010 at 04:25 PM.

08-14-2010, 11:07 PM	#9
KeienSlayer The guy who did the thing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 56	Done. But unfortunately, Slater was completely content with his job, so he never did anything newsworthy. Oh, and Fifth never was born. I wish for a flying car. __________________ Searching for a properly witty and elegant quote. Apply within.

08-15-2010, 12:43 AM	#10
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	You get it. It explodes in your hand and takes a good chunk of lower arm with it. I wish Jar Jar Binks didn't suck so bad. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-13-2010, 10:55 PM	#1
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Congrats, you now know you can go to the kitchen, the bathroom and your bedroom, but unfortunately nowhere else. I wish all pantheons of deities would show themselves and do battle for the world to see. PS, I regret nothing if they choose the mortal realm to do battle.

08-14-2010, 12:47 AM	#3
Hanuman Love Is Strength Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vancouver/BC/Canada Posts: 1,135	Granted You are transported to a future where scientists have genetically modified food so that only a few types exist in the world by 2090, a wide-spread famine epidemic suddenly strikes and billions die from malnutrition and riots, including you. I wish for the future ability, will and knowledge to cast a single world-changing, charitable, thanked and benign wish.

08-14-2010, 01:28 PM	#4
ChaoticBrain Toothless Alligator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 176	Granted. You are now a genie, so you can grant any benign, world-changing wishes that your master wishes for. Unfortunately, you now belong to an evil overlord forever. I wish I had a stone that granted me (and only me) infinite power.