Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans! - Page 26

Token · 10-12-2011, 02:23 PM

I keep forgetting 'Stache can be useful.

I... guess?

Nerd.

Nothing too tough. I'm starting to think Simon's got pretty high IV's, compared to all of the other Drillee I've fought.

What the hell? Shouldn't be too tough though.

Well fuck.

Good dog.

Well, I hope you have fun, I guess.

Nope.

...That was your pre-battle line? Really?

That is certainly an odd-looking motherfucker.

Picked up on that, yeah.

Thank you for reiterating that point. I had forgotten in the three seconds before you said it again.

Eh. Can't be that bad.

MELOETTA'S TAINT THERE IS SAND EVERYWHERE OH SWEET ZOMBIE ZAPDOS WHY

guh. never again.

What?

Oh, balls. Paparazzi.

Not too tough though.

...Simon is a perfectly normal size for his species, jackass.

Rawr.

...This is a horrible idea, you know that, right?

You're joking.

Study, kids.

Eh.

I responded calmly, chucklefuck.

Yeah, kay.

Yeah, that's probably because of the lava over there?

Most likely. Make sure to bring buckets.

It was a joke.

Okay then.

picture this three more times.

Stop hitting on me, chodehead.

Why? That just puts unneeded strain on your and your team.

Oh. Because you're insane. All you had to say.

Still not sure why a dog can peck things, but okay.

Looks like Moltres droppings. Kill it.

Good for them.

Don't care.

Is welding literally all you people talk about?

Oh lawdy.

WELDER WELD WELDS TO WELD!

Those things are still fucking weird.

As are those.

It happens.

Cool.

I am not interested in either of those.

Well I wouldn't have to if you weren't standing in the way, dickclown!

Now move.

What I thought.

Oh, my cousin Ray-ray would hate it here.

Hang on, I have a cousin Ray-ray? Didn't know that. Weird.

Maybe I'm starting to remember things from before I came to Johto?

Or, maybe, I'm just insane. And talking to myself.

But really, talking to myself is the only sane option. I mean only way to get intelligent conversation in these parts, isn't it?

Case in point. Do I know you?

I... think I knew a Fisherman Wilton? Might have been Winston. Dunno.

Doesn't matter though. You traveled for miles just to lose.

That is certainly what I just said, yes.

Why are you smashing a TM against a tree?

That's not how they work.

No, kid, I'm just trying to tell you, you need to use it on a Pokemon. Can't just smash it against a tree to get it to work. Here. These things are expensive, be careful with them.

I just tried to hand it back to you... Fuck it. Doo doo doo doo.

Oh? There are skilled trainers here?

Where?

You lied to me.

well. Yeah. I guess.

I see.

Maybe I could heal there?

I am both of those things!

oh dear god i just realized what i just read NOPE MY POKEMON ARE FINE BYE NOW

=>Asshat: A8SCOND!

You manage to abscond with a lot of things intact. You resolve to never go back there again. FUTURE YOU agrees entirely, but PAST YOU is an idiot and will try to go in. What a nooksniffer.

...Yeah, I'm just gonna walk away.

I think this is the way I'm supposed to go.

Huh. Guess that is cool.

Weirdest bat I have ever seen.

Doesn't have a tail, but okay.

Come at us, Dumbledork.

Psychic types are fucking weird over here.

The power of Iron Tail? I guess.

Yup.

is... is that even a thing that people need to be told?

You need more joy in your life.

Unfortunately, I am not a joyful person.

Yeah, I think so.

Oh. Well then.

Easy enough.

You're lame.

Oh, Arceus. Great.

Of course it is. Of course he is.

Shoosh.

...Not today.

Entirely.

Seriously. Fucking weird.

Of course I was.

Eh. Good for you, I guess. Psychics can be cool.

Oh, awesome. That means I can heal before any more stupid trainers get in my way.

Well played, Dillon. Well played.

Unfortunately, Simon is tired of waiting.

You're fucking kidding me.

Oh, cool, he was fucking kidding me.

NEXT TIME: A MOUNTAIN OR SOME SHIT.

Loyal · 10-12-2011, 04:33 PM

Knowing this game, I wouldn't be surprised if it meant a whole other type of "underground."

"Yeah, I'm from Greyrock... it's a pretty obscure place, you've probably never heard of it."

Token · 10-12-2011, 05:03 PM

I wish. This game's older than hipsters, I'm afraid. I'd take them over chavs any day.

As soon as photobucket's done being stupid, I'll be uploading four new episodes, and try to have them out in the next couple days. Until then, I'm playing the game. If everything goes according to plan, Topaz will be done by December. Regardless, the return to Johto will occur January 23rd. Already got that ready to post.

Aldurin · 10-12-2011, 06:54 PM

You should spend hours running in circles in the ash so that you can get whatever retarded flute-equivalent the glass guy makes.

Flarecobra · 10-12-2011, 07:07 PM

Bongs, I imagine.

Aldurin · 10-12-2011, 07:59 PM

Sadly, that would make more sense than using flutes, since that would be using fumes instead of sounds to gain the desired effects on the pokemon.

mauve · 10-12-2011, 08:58 PM

Yaaaay, more Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans! Good to see it back again!

Ecks · 10-12-2011, 10:26 PM

Good lord, this thing still lives?

Doc ock rokc · 10-12-2011, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EckScizor

Good lord, this thing still lives?

only when someone accidentally cuts themselves on their wits and gets blood on the ashes. but lustfully for us we're all about as sharp as bowling balls

Locke cole · 10-13-2011, 12:52 AM

You know, an underground city can't be much worse than the horribly boring town that was in the equivalent place in Ruby/Sapphire.

Having said that, it's probably going to turn out to be populated with Annoying Kids that you have to cut down to get anywhere.

10-12-2011, 02:23 PM	#251
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Chapter Eleven: Can't Stop I keep forgetting 'Stache can be useful. I... guess? Nerd. Nothing too tough. I'm starting to think Simon's got pretty high IV's, compared to all of the other Drillee I've fought. What the hell? Shouldn't be too tough though. Well fuck. Good dog. Well, I hope you have fun, I guess. Nope. ...That was your pre-battle line? Really? That is certainly an odd-looking motherfucker. Picked up on that, yeah. Thank you for reiterating that point. I had forgotten in the three seconds before you said it again. Eh. Can't be that bad. MELOETTA'S TAINT THERE IS SAND EVERYWHERE OH SWEET ZOMBIE ZAPDOS WHY guh. never again. What? Oh, balls. Paparazzi. Not too tough though. ...Simon is a perfectly normal size for his species, jackass. Rawr. ...This is a horrible idea, you know that, right? You're joking. Study, kids. Eh. I responded calmly, chucklefuck. Yeah, kay. Yeah, that's probably because of the lava over there? Most likely. Make sure to bring buckets. It was a joke. Okay then. picture this three more times. Stop hitting on me, chodehead. Why? That just puts unneeded strain on your and your team. Oh. Because you're insane. All you had to say. Still not sure why a dog can peck things, but okay. Looks like Moltres droppings. Kill it. Good for them. Don't care. Is welding literally all you people talk about? Oh lawdy. WELDER WELD WELDS TO WELD! Those things are still fucking weird. As are those. It happens. Cool. I am not interested in either of those. Well I wouldn't have to if you weren't standing in the way, dickclown! Now move. What I thought. Oh, my cousin Ray-ray would hate it here. Hang on, I have a cousin Ray-ray? Didn't know that. Weird. Maybe I'm starting to remember things from before I came to Johto? Or, maybe, I'm just insane. And talking to myself. But really, talking to myself is the only sane option. I mean only way to get intelligent conversation in these parts, isn't it? Case in point. Do I know you? I... think I knew a Fisherman Wilton? Might have been Winston. Dunno. Doesn't matter though. You traveled for miles just to lose. That is certainly what I just said, yes. Why are you smashing a TM against a tree? That's not how they work. No, kid, I'm just trying to tell you, you need to use it on a Pokemon. Can't just smash it against a tree to get it to work. Here. These things are expensive, be careful with them. I just tried to hand it back to you... Fuck it. Doo doo doo doo. Oh? There are skilled trainers here? Where? You lied to me. well. Yeah. I guess. I see. Maybe I could heal there? I am both of those things! oh dear god i just realized what i just read NOPE MY POKEMON ARE FINE BYE NOW =>Asshat: A8SCOND! You manage to abscond with a lot of things intact. You resolve to never go back there again. FUTURE YOU agrees entirely, but PAST YOU is an idiot and will try to go in. What a nooksniffer. ...Yeah, I'm just gonna walk away. I think this is the way I'm supposed to go. Huh. Guess that is cool. Weirdest bat I have ever seen. Doesn't have a tail, but okay. Come at us, Dumbledork. Psychic types are fucking weird over here. The power of Iron Tail? I guess. Yup. is... is that even a thing that people need to be told? You need more joy in your life. Unfortunately, I am not a joyful person. Yeah, I think so. Oh. Well then. Easy enough. You're lame. Oh, Arceus. Great. Of course it is. Of course he is. Shoosh. ...Not today. Entirely. Seriously. Fucking weird. Of course I was. Eh. Good for you, I guess. Psychics can be cool. Oh, awesome. That means I can heal before any more stupid trainers get in my way. Well played, Dillon. Well played. Unfortunately, Simon is tired of waiting. You're fucking kidding me. Oh, cool, he was fucking kidding me. NEXT TIME: A MOUNTAIN OR SOME SHIT.

10-12-2011, 07:07 PM	#255
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Bongs, I imagine. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

10-12-2011, 08:58 PM	#257
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Yaaaay, more Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans! Good to see it back again! __________________ Yoo Hoo!

10-12-2011, 05:03 PM	#253
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	I wish. This game's older than hipsters, I'm afraid. I'd take them over chavs any day. As soon as photobucket's done being stupid, I'll be uploading four new episodes, and try to have them out in the next couple days. Until then, I'm playing the game. If everything goes according to plan, Topaz will be done by December. Regardless, the return to Johto will occur January 23rd. Already got that ready to post.

10-12-2011, 06:54 PM	#254
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	You should spend hours running in circles in the ash so that you can get whatever retarded flute-equivalent the glass guy makes.

10-12-2011, 07:59 PM	#256
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Sadly, that would make more sense than using flutes, since that would be using fumes instead of sounds to gain the desired effects on the pokemon.