Corrupted Wishes - Page 28

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 08-17-2010, 04:40 PM

Granted, it now does. Unfortunately everything else doesn't. Also a virus eats all your computers other files and replaces them with horse porn.

I wish the new Kamelot and Disturbed albums were released right now and that both are as awesome as I expect them to be.

ChaoticBrain · 08-18-2010, 11:42 PM

Granted. The albums will be released midnight tonight, but as a result of being rushed the quality is shoddy. However, they're still just as awesome as you expect, because your taste in music has declined severely. Incidentally, you can't wait for the next Justin Bieber album to come out.

I wish I had the power to counterfeit perfect United States legal tender, completely indistinguishable from the real thing.

POS Industries · 08-19-2010, 12:28 AM

It's totally fine for you to delete those posts if you'd like, gekkogo. In the meantime, we will continue on from ChaoticBrain's last post.

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Originally Posted by ChaoticBrain

I wish I had the power to counterfeit perfect United States legal tender, completely indistinguishable from the real thing.

Granted! Enjoy your shitty, dead-end job working in the US Mint.

I wish you were happy.

gekkogo · 08-19-2010, 12:10 AM

Granted, Doc Ock hacked this account and is posting in secret

I Wish I hadn't deleted all my MGS4 data

gekkogo · 08-19-2010, 12:11 AM

oops, that wasn't right

Magic_Marker · 08-19-2010, 12:18 PM

No you don't. His hapiness causes you to go into a sprial of envy and self lothing.

I wish I had a pet flying bison.

ChaoticBrain · 08-21-2010, 11:48 AM

Sorry, I'm breaking the rules. It's just taking too long.

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Originally Posted by Magic_Marker

I wish I had a pet flying bison.

Granted. You are now Aang the Avatar. Unfortunately, no one ever finds you and thaws you out, so the world is eventually conquered by the Fire Nation.

I wish people would start playing this game again.

The Sevenshot Kid · 08-29-2010, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaoticBrain

Sorry, I'm breaking the rules. It's just taking too long.

Granted. You are now Aang the Avatar. Unfortunately, no one ever finds you and thaws you out, so the world is eventually conquered by the Fire Nation.

I wish people would start playing this game again.

Granted. But they're really uncreative. Also, you stub your toe going around a corner.

I wish they were still making good Westerns.

Bard The 5th LW · 08-29-2010, 08:14 PM

Granted. But they only make one. And it flops and is pulled from theaters quickly. Several people lose their jobs over the financial failure of it. It is to be only known in legend as the most underrated movie of all time.

I wish I was clever and witty.

Wigmund · 08-29-2010, 08:51 PM

Granted, but the first time you get to exercise your new talent is when you're being mugged at gunpoint.
Needless to say, your mugger doesn't appreciate your humor.

I wish Minecraft would start working again

08-19-2010, 12:10 AM	#4
gekkogo Troopa Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The baby reset button Posts: 30	Granted, Doc Ock hacked this account and is posting in secret I Wish I hadn't deleted all my MGS4 data __________________ For words, are treacherous things.

08-19-2010, 12:11 AM	#5
gekkogo Troopa Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The baby reset button Posts: 30	oops, that wasn't right __________________ For words, are treacherous things.

08-29-2010, 08:51 PM	#10
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Granted, but the first time you get to exercise your new talent is when you're being mugged at gunpoint. Needless to say, your mugger doesn't appreciate your humor. I wish Minecraft would start working again __________________ Slightly off-kilter

08-18-2010, 11:42 PM	#2
ChaoticBrain Toothless Alligator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 176	Granted. The albums will be released midnight tonight, but as a result of being rushed the quality is shoddy. However, they're still just as awesome as you expect, because your taste in music has declined severely. Incidentally, you can't wait for the next Justin Bieber album to come out. I wish I had the power to counterfeit perfect United States legal tender, completely indistinguishable from the real thing.

08-19-2010, 12:18 PM	#6
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	No you don't. His hapiness causes you to go into a sprial of envy and self lothing. I wish I had a pet flying bison.

08-29-2010, 08:14 PM	#9
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. But they only make one. And it flops and is pulled from theaters quickly. Several people lose their jobs over the financial failure of it. It is to be only known in legend as the most underrated movie of all time. I wish I was clever and witty.