Fortune Cookie Fun - Page 3

Takedown102 · 12-31-2006, 08:23 AM

My circle of friends is set to expand - in bed

Brainmeats · 01-10-2007, 09:35 AM

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement... in bed.

Good health will be yours for a long time...in bed.

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation... in bed.

If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted... in bed.

ok my friend said that he got a misprint one time where only some of the letters showed up... well what it ended up saying with the printed letters was:
you suck
...in bed.

TaciturnLobotomy · 01-12-2007, 07:10 PM

You will find a new business venture...in bad...
ZOMG!?!
i didnt really see myself in that light....

Death by Stabbing · 01-13-2007, 12:27 AM

Your Lucky Numbers are 5, 9, 32, 41 and 50...in bed.

Damn...then what are my lucky numbers out of bed?

UltimaZERO · 01-14-2007, 04:07 AM

Eh, I got
"You will meet a long lost friend - in bed"

I also got guilt tripped by a fortune cookie tonight.
I recently got a long lost friend's phone number, and he lives relatively close by.
The cookie said (roughly), "You will call an old friend and be very happy" or somefing close.
Needless to say, I haven't called yet.

Jeneralissimo · 01-14-2007, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimaZERO

"You will meet a long lost friend - in bed"

Well, as long as you're a character in a soap opera, that shouldn't be a problem.

I can't recall any recent fortune cookies but I remember there was one that I "in bed"ded that had the word "eminence" in it. And I was like, they want me to sleep with the Cardinal, what the crap? (Most of you will probably have no idea what I am talking about, that is ok, I am used to it.)

J-Watt · 01-22-2007, 06:28 PM

I found this one when I was taking old reciepts out of my wallet:

Trust in your strengths and your success will reach new heights...in bed.

Oh yeah.

Anewbus · 01-22-2007, 07:23 PM

a weed that never grows is not a problem-in bed
I thought it was

Schizowings · 02-05-2007, 09:59 PM

Oh man, that doom cookie my brother got ages ago! Sucker!
"Tomorrow will be too late to enjoy what you can today... in bed."

i remebmer another variation, adding 'between the sheets' instead.

The wierdest cookie I ever got was
"You will get a new pair of pants... in bed."

How the hell? Am i destined to be a pant thief?

Brainmeats · 02-19-2007, 05:36 PM

A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work... in bed.

another one callin me a ho~

12-31-2006, 08:23 AM	#21
Takedown102 Beef Wheel Potatoman Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In Soviet Russia Location lives in YOU! Posts: 15	My circle of friends is set to expand - in bed __________________ Hell Hath no fury like a Woman kicking a man in the Bean Bag

01-10-2007, 09:35 AM	#22
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement... in bed. Good health will be yours for a long time...in bed. Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation... in bed. If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted... in bed. ok my friend said that he got a misprint one time where only some of the letters showed up... well what it ended up saying with the printed letters was: you suck ...in bed. __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter:

01-12-2007, 07:10 PM	#23
TaciturnLobotomy Goomba Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: California Posts: 3	You will find a new business venture...in bad... ZOMG!?! i didnt really see myself in that light.... __________________ Proxy Siggy for until i find something mo' betta to put here....

01-14-2007, 04:07 AM	#25
UltimaZERO Bored, but has explosives. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California, baby! Posts: 47	Eh, I got "You will meet a long lost friend - in bed" I also got guilt tripped by a fortune cookie tonight. I recently got a long lost friend's phone number, and he lives relatively close by. The cookie said (roughly), "You will call an old friend and be very happy" or somefing close. Needless to say, I haven't called yet. __________________ 3 years on this forum and less than 50 posts? Yeah, I admit it. I'm a fucking TROLL.

01-22-2007, 06:28 PM	#27
J-Watt CONFUSED!!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 40	I found this one when I was taking old reciepts out of my wallet: Trust in your strengths and your success will reach new heights...in bed. Oh yeah. __________________ For some reason, seeing people more geeky than I am is a real confidence booster.

01-22-2007, 07:23 PM	#28
Anewbus Adopt a Moogle, they need you Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 18	a weed that never grows is not a problem-in bed I thought it was __________________ ()_() (0.0) (v v) w w I made a bunny

02-05-2007, 09:59 PM	#29
Schizowings Flying is a LOT like Falling Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In Canada, poking Khael Posts: 38	Oh man, that doom cookie my brother got ages ago! Sucker! "Tomorrow will be too late to enjoy what you can today... in bed." i remebmer another variation, adding 'between the sheets' instead. The wierdest cookie I ever got was "You will get a new pair of pants... in bed." How the hell? Am i destined to be a pant thief? __________________ ~~I'm disslex~~ ~~Im dyslacs~~ ...I can't spell.

02-19-2007, 05:36 PM	#30
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work... in bed. another one callin me a ho~ __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter: