Fortune Cookie Fun

Brainmeats · 12-13-2006, 10:48 PM

Hey guys.
I don't know if any of you have ever played this game when you were at a Chinese restaurant but next time you go in ... try it. It's fairly childish but it can make you laugh pretty hard sometimes.
When reading your fortune cookie, add the phrase "in bed" right at the end.

ok so if you get a good one.. post it!

Here's a few that I've had recently.

"You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth... in bed"

"None can resist your charms... in bed"

ok yeah so these arent the best examples...

but there have been some good ones in the past. Just post whatever you get.

Demetrius · 12-13-2006, 11:54 PM

You are pretty...in bed.

And my personal favorite:

God will grant your every desire...in bed

xravi · 12-13-2006, 11:56 PM

Anyone remember that roco's modern life in which filbert(I think thats the name of the turtle guy.) gets a long fortune cookie in which it said a bunch of things, try putting in '...in bed' at the end of that.\

You will meet a new friend... in bed.- thats ominice

Flarecobra · 12-14-2006, 11:42 AM

Methinks this will be moved to Forum-games.....or locked.

P-Sleazy · 12-14-2006, 11:53 AM

I don't know, I think it'll probably stay here since its not necessarily a game but moreso encouraging us to do an activity outside the forums and posting our findings here.

Every Rose has its thorns...in bed.

Major Blood · 12-14-2006, 11:54 AM

This one i got a while ago works perfectly.

A great pressure will soon be relieved... in bed.

EDIT - Now that i think about it, it's really funny without the "in bed".

Brainmeats · 12-14-2006, 01:29 PM

Happy life is just in front of you... in bed.

Akamaz · 12-14-2006, 01:52 PM

you will rise to new heights of excellence... in bed

P-Sleazy · 12-14-2006, 02:54 PM

What amazes me is that all of these are ENHANCED by the "in bed" add in.

Brainmeats · 12-17-2006, 05:26 PM

oh yeah... they always are. Its really funny sometimes. My friends and I would go to the chinese restaurant every tuesday and see who had the best one. There were times that I was afraid that we would get kicked out for laughing so loud. It was great.

12-13-2006, 10:48 PM	#1
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	Fortune Cookie Fun Hey guys. I don't know if any of you have ever played this game when you were at a Chinese restaurant but next time you go in ... try it. It's fairly childish but it can make you laugh pretty hard sometimes. When reading your fortune cookie, add the phrase "in bed" right at the end. ok so if you get a good one.. post it! Here's a few that I've had recently. "You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth... in bed" "None can resist your charms... in bed" ok yeah so these arent the best examples... but there have been some good ones in the past. Just post whatever you get. __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter:

12-13-2006, 11:54 PM	#2
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	You are pretty...in bed. And my personal favorite: God will grant your every desire...in bed __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

12-13-2006, 11:56 PM	#3
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	Anyone remember that roco's modern life in which filbert(I think thats the name of the turtle guy.) gets a long fortune cookie in which it said a bunch of things, try putting in '...in bed' at the end of that.\ You will meet a new friend... in bed.- thats ominice Last edited by xravi; 12-14-2006 at 12:01 AM.

12-14-2006, 11:42 AM	#4
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Methinks this will be moved to Forum-games.....or locked. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-14-2006, 11:53 AM	#5
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	I don't know, I think it'll probably stay here since its not necessarily a game but moreso encouraging us to do an activity outside the forums and posting our findings here. Every Rose has its thorns...in bed. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

12-14-2006, 11:54 AM	#6
Major Blood I'm out. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer! Posts: 1,859	This one i got a while ago works perfectly. A great pressure will soon be relieved... in bed. EDIT - Now that i think about it, it's really funny without the "in bed". __________________ I'm outers folks. Mac can have my stuff.

12-14-2006, 01:29 PM	#7
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	Happy life is just in front of you... in bed. __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter:

12-14-2006, 02:54 PM	#9
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	What amazes me is that all of these are ENHANCED by the "in bed" add in. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

12-17-2006, 05:26 PM	#10
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	oh yeah... they always are. Its really funny sometimes. My friends and I would go to the chinese restaurant every tuesday and see who had the best one. There were times that I was afraid that we would get kicked out for laughing so loud. It was great. __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter: