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Unread 05-18-2010, 10:08 PM   #1
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It's the drawn out amount of graphic detail involved. At a certain point it basically stops being funny and starts being gross, to the point that the half-hearted attempt a punchline at the end doesn't really do anything to improve the comedic value.

And on the whole it's just a bit more inappropriate in terms of content insofar as the we'd prefer to present, I guess. The spoiler-texting is appreciated, of course, but really on the whole it's just not the direction we'd like to take things.

Hope that clears things up.
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Unread 05-18-2010, 10:12 PM   #2
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I mean I don't really mind dead baby jokes, but dead baby speeches are like just too much dead baby in one sitting for anything ever.

Like, that's just way way way way way too morbid for a thread where people are rightfully expecting funny things to be said.

(And yes, the spoiler tags are greatly appreciated. Gonna replace them with a swap tag though, same effect.)

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It's the drawn out amount of graphic detail involved. At a certain point it basically stops being funny and starts being gross, to the point that the half-hearted attempt a punchline at the end doesn't really do anything to improve the comedic value.

And on the whole it's just a bit more inappropriate in terms of content insofar as the we'd prefer to present, I guess. The spoiler-texting is appreciated, of course, but really on the whole it's just not the direction we'd like to take things.

Hope that clears things up.

Yeah, I mean there's "crosses the line a bit funny," and there's "so far out there that it crosses the line again funny," but this is like "crosses the line, and builds a goddamn castle and makes a moat around that castle exactly halfway to crossing the line to being funny again not funny."
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Unread 05-18-2010, 10:51 PM   #3
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It's not like regular shaggy dog stories are actually funny to begin with!
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Unread 05-18-2010, 11:56 PM   #4
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I was walking down the street looking for a hotel, and saw a classy lady so I thought I'd ask for directions. I said, "Do you know if there's somewhere to sleep around here?" I immediately realized this was a bad move on my part, being dressed in rags and my skin not covered in any substantial amount of glossy shit.
She looked down her nose so hard I thought she'd break her jaw as she said, "I am the Duchess of Northampton, Lady Catherine Giselda Tiberia Alianora Goodchild, wife of the celebrated neurosurgeon doctor Charles Atlas Goodchild, fidecommisar of no less than seventeen castles and founder of the fourth greatest public school of the land, and I. KNOW. NOTHING!"
I don't get it. I mean, I might get it? Probably not.
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Unread 05-19-2010, 12:00 AM   #5
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The duchess was answering his question with I. KNOW. NOTHING. but the way it sounds is "I'm wealthy and powerful and do great things but I don't know shit."
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Unread 05-19-2010, 12:06 AM   #6
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Is that really a joke though? Or just social commentary? Does a joke, like art, defy a single commonly accepted definetion?
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Is that really a joke though? Or just social commentary? Does a joke, like art, defy a single commonly accepted definetion?
That one seemed to manage both a punchline and social commentary. I would figure a joke by definition is a false statement or story that others find humorous.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall into the grand canyon

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Unread 05-19-2010, 12:59 AM   #8
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The Duchess was just way too refined a lady to deign to know anything that may help the narrator's class of person.

Also, standard complaint about the weak stomachs and numbed sense of humor of the youth and seriously, we are concerned about the image the forum presents now? Fine, no cutting edge material, I'll keep it nice and cuddly in the future.

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Hey, did you hear this joke from over in the art forum? The World's Most Politically Correct Joke. I think it's been approved by the United Nations.

Boy: I have two cookies.
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Unread 05-19-2010, 01:17 AM   #9
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and seriously, we are concerned about the image the forum presents now?
I was trying to nice about it, IQ.

Do not force me to do otherwise.
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Unread 05-19-2010, 01:10 AM   #10
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Also, standard complaint about the weak stomachs and numbed sense of humor of the youth and seriously, we are concerned about the image the forum presents now? Fine, no cutting edge material, I'll keep it nice and cuddly in the future.
Yes, sorry my stomach isn't made out of pure iron like you wise and venerable ancients, but there is no time ever where a novel dedicated to some of the most repugnant and morally reprehensible topics that I have ever had the misfortune to witness is acceptable.

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I think you need a new schtick.
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