ALIENS! - Page 3

Professor Smarmiarty · 10-23-2010, 01:22 PM

SO I WROTE ALIENS IN YOUTUBE AND STARTED CLICKING LINKS AND I GOT THE TRUTH THAT THE GOVERNMENT COVERS UP (THAT IS WHY THEY CAN"T REGULATE THE ECONOMY- TOO MUCH ALIEN COVER UP).
Did you know that the pyramids were never intended as tombs- names of the pharoahs were only added to them in the 19th century- it's true, some guy saw it being done.
And that they line up nearly North and South. How would Egyptians know where true north is!
And crop circles! They found metal discs there which were nearly pure silver! AND high levels of radiation and magnetisation. This last one is true Becuase a guy had a giantic cartoonish magnet.
The British army is baffled by crop circles!. Does this mean guerilla war was also invented by aliens! Yes!
US money is loaded with astrological symbols referring to alien contact! These same symbols are also throughout Christianity and various psuedo-pagan religions of Europe and pre christian reliiongs. Coincidence? I think not!
The pyramids line up with stars in the sky!
Modern engineering standards allow a building to sink a few inches each decade, the Pyramids have sunk only about 1/2 an inch over 1000s a year!

Small artifacts when appropriately scaled up and fitted for details that obviosuly couldn't be represented at such small scales (like nose cones are meant to be jet engines) actually fly in real life!

Seeing aliens at the foot of the bed often occurs alongside paralysis! The fact that these events have been seen to be linked in forms of neuro-psychosis is some form of evolutionary warning mechanism against aliens!

So with this massive amount of evidence how can you deny aliens have visited us? What is their purpose! Why don't they reveal itself.

10-23-2010, 01:22 PM	#1
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	ALIENS! SO I WROTE ALIENS IN YOUTUBE AND STARTED CLICKING LINKS AND I GOT THE TRUTH THAT THE GOVERNMENT COVERS UP (THAT IS WHY THEY CAN"T REGULATE THE ECONOMY- TOO MUCH ALIEN COVER UP). Did you know that the pyramids were never intended as tombs- names of the pharoahs were only added to them in the 19th century- it's true, some guy saw it being done. And that they line up nearly North and South. How would Egyptians know where true north is! And crop circles! They found metal discs there which were nearly pure silver! AND high levels of radiation and magnetisation. This last one is true Becuase a guy had a giantic cartoonish magnet. The British army is baffled by crop circles!. Does this mean guerilla war was also invented by aliens! Yes! US money is loaded with astrological symbols referring to alien contact! These same symbols are also throughout Christianity and various psuedo-pagan religions of Europe and pre christian reliiongs. Coincidence? I think not! The pyramids line up with stars in the sky! Modern engineering standards allow a building to sink a few inches each decade, the Pyramids have sunk only about 1/2 an inch over 1000s a year! Small artifacts when appropriately scaled up and fitted for details that obviosuly couldn't be represented at such small scales (like nose cones are meant to be jet engines) actually fly in real life! Seeing aliens at the foot of the bed often occurs alongside paralysis! The fact that these events have been seen to be linked in forms of neuro-psychosis is some form of evolutionary warning mechanism against aliens! So with this massive amount of evidence how can you deny aliens have visited us? What is their purpose! Why don't they reveal itself. Last edited by Professor Smarmiarty; 10-23-2010 at 01:24 PM.