Bulletstorm: or How I stopped caring and learned to love the (F) bomb - Page 3

Doc ock rokc · 02-25-2011, 05:45 PM

There is games out there that are compelling masterstrokes of realism. That weave a plot about a man's struggles with war and strive to be the heroes everyone knows they can be...

This is not one of those games.
This is UT3 meets Painkiller with a dose of L4D and those crazy Tony Hawk games of the past. Every Five seconds without a death in this game means you're playing it WRONG. But dont speed though as you have to be creative earn skill points in the game. The battlefield is your canvas, your gun is the Freudian excuse for a brush, and your enemies are your Paint. Shoot a guy in the head? boring. Shoot a few guys into gibs with a minigun? Meh better. Shoot the skin off of the guy and the buddy behind him while kicking another buddy out of a airlock? OH YEAH BABY!
Every weapon in the game has a potential for cuelity that is unmatched. From the Humble bullet spitting skin ripping assult rifle to the Explosve bouncing cannonball launcher to Waggleton P. Tallylicker. Nothing is mundane nothing is underpowered!

So which one of you retards have played this game!

02-25-2011, 05:45 PM	#1
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	Bulletstorm: or How I stopped caring and learned to love the (F) bomb There is games out there that are compelling masterstrokes of realism. That weave a plot about a man's struggles with war and strive to be the heroes everyone knows they can be... This is not one of those games. This is UT3 meets Painkiller with a dose of L4D and those crazy Tony Hawk games of the past. Every Five seconds without a death in this game means you're playing it WRONG. But dont speed though as you have to be creative earn skill points in the game. The battlefield is your canvas, your gun is the Freudian excuse for a brush, and your enemies are your Paint. Shoot a guy in the head? boring. Shoot a few guys into gibs with a minigun? Meh better. Shoot the skin off of the guy and the buddy behind him while kicking another buddy out of a airlock? OH YEAH BABY! Every weapon in the game has a potential for cuelity that is unmatched. From the Humble bullet spitting skin ripping assult rifle to the Explosve bouncing cannonball launcher to Waggleton P. Tallylicker. Nothing is mundane nothing is underpowered! So which one of you retards have played this game! __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink