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Unread 03-24-2012, 02:50 PM   #21
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Nobody loves Smarty.
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One time I printed a picture of Smarty just so I could burn it.
Don't you care about the environment Liz? All your lieberals are a bunch of hypocrits.

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Smarty asked me to marry him once, I said no

true story bro.
I would only marry those of those pure stock. Don't kid yourself with your mongrel fever dreams.
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Unread 03-24-2012, 02:54 PM   #22
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Unread 03-24-2012, 02:57 PM   #23
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Unread 03-24-2012, 03:13 PM   #24
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Damn straight our customs and traditions need protecting. Without them we'd be unstable as a fiddler on the roof.
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What? You saying Jews aren't allowed to write for movies now?! GTFO you horrible rotten anti-semitisitc....person! You make me sick!


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Unread 03-26-2012, 11:11 AM   #25
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Unread 03-26-2012, 02:04 PM   #26
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Way to misspell blackamoor, Smarty. What's next, misspelling quadroon?! Our outdated racist words used to pigeonhole people into their proper places should be treated with care, since we're keeping them below the surface for the white technocrats of the future to make popular again in their dystopian ethnic cleansing campaigns!
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Unread 03-26-2012, 02:15 PM   #27
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Unread 03-26-2012, 03:09 PM   #28
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Meh. shiney is getting more cynical and less compassionate. synk is more humane. News at 11.
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Unread 03-26-2012, 03:32 PM   #29
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"NPF." The name passes through his lips softly, leaving only a dry, acidic taste on his tongue and dull pain in his temple. The whiskey takes care of both.
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Unread 03-26-2012, 04:11 PM   #30
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Krytuck post on forum this morning, racist slur in text. This forum is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The subforums are extended drammaz and the drammaz are full of lolz and when the lolz finally scab over, all the noobs will drown. The accumulated filth of all their gifs and macros will foam up about their waists and all the camwhores and clique leaders will look up and shout "Mod us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."
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