Ladies And Gentlefops, An Epiphanous Question About Literary Refreshment Hounds Me So - Page 3

Ryong · 05-21-2012, 09:47 PM

I am suddenly reminded of a show that had a few "experts" on studying evolution that analyzed a series of common problems and tried coming up with how humans would be like in the far future.

Along with a more effective brain, that involved flipping the knee joint to avoid knee injuries, a stronger, more flexible spine, a tail to avoid falling over because of said new knee joint, a second heart because heart diseases, lungs with better filters and some shit about eyes that worked better on low light because SMOG WILL BE EVERYWHERE or some shit.

Fifthfiend · 05-21-2012, 10:12 PM

Put down the internet and get back to reading your book, Seil.

Magus · 05-21-2012, 10:16 PM

I would put forth the hope that this is the absolute nadir of "Seil thread" topics, but you know he's got something even more abysmal than this up his sleeve for next week.

Seil · 05-21-2012, 10:47 PM

I blame sobriety.

Fucking coffee.

Osterbaum · 05-22-2012, 05:06 AM

Coffee tastes really bad. Like absolutely awful. I dont know why you chumps like it so much.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-22-2012, 05:39 AM

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Third robot arm.

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Tentacle growing out of your lower back.

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Why stop with one?

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Originally Posted by Ryong

I am suddenly reminded of a show that had a few "experts" on studying evolution that analyzed a series of common problems and tried coming up with how humans would be like in the far future.

Along with a more effective brain, that involved flipping the knee joint to avoid knee injuries, a stronger, more flexible spine, a tail to avoid falling over because of said new knee joint, a second heart because heart diseases, lungs with better filters and some shit about eyes that worked better on low light because SMOG WILL BE EVERYWHERE or some shit.

Mechadendrites!

You can of course, replace the servo arm drill with a clamp, plasma cutter, or any other industrial grade tool you want. You can even stick guns on yourself!

Amake · 05-22-2012, 10:49 AM

That's both the scariest and most believable depiction of the future I have seen.

Why can't we just put the book on the table and have one or more arm free for nummies?

Mr.Bookworm · 05-22-2012, 10:54 AM

Keep your eyes firmly on the page while turning your head to one side and slightly tilting it. Put the corner of the beverage egress at the corner of your mouth. Tilt smoothly and slowly (doing it quick is a great way to get shit all over you) until you encounter the beverage at your pie hole. Start drinking.

With practice, you can do this without even thinking about it.

Ryong · 05-22-2012, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

Keep your eyes firmly on the page while turning your head to one side and slightly tilting it. Put the corner of the beverage egress at the corner of your mouth. Tilt smoothly and slowly (doing it quick is a great way to get shit all over you) until you encounter the beverage at your pie hole. Start drinking.

With practice, you can do this without even thinking about it.

But we're still so far from November to think of things like that.

synkr0nized · 05-22-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

Keep your eyes firmly on the page while turning your head to one side and slightly tilting it. Put the corner of the beverage egress at the corner of your mouth. Tilt smoothly and slowly (doing it quick is a great way to get shit all over you) until you encounter the beverage at your pie hole. Start drinking.

With practice, you can do this without even thinking about it.

This man has "book" in his name. You can trust him!

05-21-2012, 10:12 PM	#22
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Put down the internet and get back to reading your book, Seil. __________________ check out my buttspresso

05-21-2012, 10:16 PM	#23
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	When you look too long into the abyss, it also looks into you. I would put forth the hope that this is the absolute nadir of "Seil thread" topics, but you know he's got something even more abysmal than this up his sleeve for next week. __________________ The Valiant Review

05-21-2012, 10:47 PM	#24
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	What? This thread is still a thing? I blame sobriety. Fucking coffee.

05-22-2012, 05:06 AM	#25
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Coffee tastes really bad. Like absolutely awful. I dont know why you chumps like it so much. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

05-22-2012, 10:49 AM	#27
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	That's both the scariest and most believable depiction of the future I have seen. Why can't we just put the book on the table and have one or more arm free for nummies? __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 05-22-2012 at 10:52 AM.

05-21-2012, 09:47 PM	#21
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	I am suddenly reminded of a show that had a few "experts" on studying evolution that analyzed a series of common problems and tried coming up with how humans would be like in the far future. Along with a more effective brain, that involved flipping the knee joint to avoid knee injuries, a stronger, more flexible spine, a tail to avoid falling over because of said new knee joint, a second heart because heart diseases, lungs with better filters and some shit about eyes that worked better on low light because SMOG WILL BE EVERYWHERE or some shit.

05-22-2012, 10:54 AM	#28
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	Keep your eyes firmly on the page while turning your head to one side and slightly tilting it. Put the corner of the beverage egress at the corner of your mouth. Tilt smoothly and slowly (doing it quick is a great way to get shit all over you) until you encounter the beverage at your pie hole. Start drinking. With practice, you can do this without even thinking about it.