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Unread 02-15-2013, 10:32 AM   #21
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At work today there were a couple of teenagers (I'd guess sixteenish) lovey-doveying about the mall, cuddling on benches and stuff, just adorable puppy-love stuff. They were there for almost my entire shift.

About half way through my shift one of the store owners gave me a pair of chocolate hearts, which I have no real use for, so I went and gave it to them.

After they finally left I found a little tinfoil heart forged from one of the wrappers.
So they repaid your kindness by littering?
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Unread 02-15-2013, 10:42 AM   #22
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But, but it was a heart.
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Unread 02-15-2013, 02:33 PM   #23
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Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Crime is crime! 300 dollar fine!
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Unread 02-15-2013, 02:34 PM   #24
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Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Also Valentine's Day has crept into Friday as half the shows I watch are putting on reruns instead of new episodes because I presume that the assumption is half the couples decided to wait one more day to have a night out. This is reason enough to hate the holiday.
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Unread 02-15-2013, 02:45 PM   #25
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It's not my fault. I took care of business last night and completed the holiday in a timely fashion.
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Unread 02-15-2013, 02:48 PM   #26
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Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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The networks have decided that your significant other shall force you out into the dreary cold tonight anyway, on average.

I assume they are a bit stupid--it's kind of like how Thanksgiving TV is canceled as well, despite the fact that by 8:00 at night even the most stalwart person will have gotten sick to death of their relatives and wish to relax with their favorite primetime drama.
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Unread 02-15-2013, 03:36 PM   #27
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So they repaid your kindness by littering?
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Unread 02-16-2013, 03:07 AM   #28
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Only a $300 fine in your state? I believe it's $1,000 here in Washington State.

Actually, I just checked up on it, and it can be up to a $5,000 fine in my state. Granted, that's illegal dumping status, and the littered heart would be more like $100. But still!

More on topic. For Valentine's Day, I got my wife these.
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Unread 02-16-2013, 04:17 AM   #29
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Damn! Those are some sexy swords. And you can tell everyone that you gave your wife Butterflies!

Just not in her stomach, that would be bad.
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Unread 02-18-2013, 05:47 PM   #30
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Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Only a $300 fine in your state? I believe it's $1,000 here in Washington State.

Actually, I just checked up on it, and it can be up to a $5,000 fine in my state. Granted, that's illegal dumping status, and the littered heart would be more like $100. But still!

More on topic. For Valentine's Day, I got my wife these.
I think it's a $300 minimum here. Like if you throw a soda bottle out a window while you're driving or something.
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