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Unread 07-06-2010, 01:02 PM   #301
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There once was a forumer Snake.
His intentions? Decidedly fake.
He stalks through the net,
to hopefully get,
baristas, or failing that: cake.
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Unread 07-06-2010, 01:06 PM   #302
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Default Nerd nerd nerd. Nerd nerd? Nerd.

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Pity kids today aren't interested in old english.
Shakespeare is actually modern English, not old English.

Beowulf is old english:

"Hwaet! We gar-dena in gear denum,

theod-cynninga, thrym gefrunon,

hu tha aethlingas ellen fremedon."

Chaucer is middle english.

Shakespeare is Elizabethan modern English.

At least as far as I remember.
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Unread 07-06-2010, 01:24 PM   #303
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There once was a forumer Snake.
His intentions? Decidedly fake.
He stalks through the net,
to hopefully get,
baristas, or failing that: cake.
There was once an admin named Shiney
who thought he could speak some rhymey
So Mac said with a sigh
and he wondered why
nobody would silence the limey!
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Unread 07-06-2010, 02:09 PM   #304
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There once was a forumer Mac
who tried a poetic attack
but wait! turns out shiney,
he isn't a limey!
Big Mac Attack must be on crack.
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Unread 07-06-2010, 02:17 PM   #305
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Default But naw this thread is pretty aces from time to time.

There once was a terrible thread.
Every member wished it was dead.
Yet the thread wouldn't die.
NonCon started to cry.
Fuck this shit I'm going to bed.
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Unread 07-06-2010, 02:20 PM   #306
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Default Shitty Limerick time, part 2

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There once was a forumer Mac
who tried a poetic attack
but wait! turns out shiney,
he isn't a limey!
Big Mac Attack must be on crack.
For it seems that Mac is wrong
when he thought he was right all along
For it seems admin shiney
is not even a limey
Maybe I should stay off the bong.
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Unread 07-06-2010, 02:27 PM   #307
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Mac should stop using crack
His life might finally get on track
But he is a giant fool
will drown in a pool
I think he'll even break his back
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Unread 07-06-2010, 02:32 PM   #308
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Default Before you point it out, that's the joke.

Mac's syllable count is a mess.
It's all over the place at best.
He repeats parts of lines,
but even I sometimes
fuck my limericks up I confess.
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Unread 07-06-2010, 02:35 PM   #309
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Mac's syllable count is a mess.
It's all over the place at best.
He repeats parts of lines,
but even I sometimes
fuck my limericks up I confess.
I can't believe you (subconsciously, I hope) stole the gimmick of my poem I wrote last January.
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Unread 07-06-2010, 02:37 PM   #310
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I can't believe you (subconsciously, I hope) stole the gimmick of my poem I wrote last January.
This is a limerick. It's totally different.
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