Corrupted Wishes - Page 4

Rejected Again · 07-01-2010, 05:19 AM

Granted! Your house becomes filled to the brim with lamps. Unfortunately for your you are crushed under the intense weight of the lamps as your are unable to move.

I wish I had a salmon to slap people with.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-01-2010, 08:46 AM

Granted! A glorious bright light shines from the heavens and gives you s Salmon. You are told that you may use this wondrous, beautiful Salmon to smack anyone you please. But you must first use it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest! While the Forest is on fire!

I wish I could run faster.

Doc ock rokc · 07-01-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Granted! A glorious bright light shines from the heavens and gives you s Salmon. You are told that you may use this wondrous, beautiful Salmon to smack anyone you please. But you must first use it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest! While the Forest is on fire!

I wish I could run faster.

Granted. However you find that running a MACH 3 is both really hard to stop, turn... and deadly when you ram into something

i wish i had spider-man's powers.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-01-2010, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc ock rokc

Granted. However you find that running a MACH 3 is both really hard to stop, turn... and deadly when you ram into something

i wish i had spider-man's powers.

Granted! But with great power comes radioactive sperm.

I wish I was a friendly neighborhood werewolf.

akaSM · 07-01-2010, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gunslinger

Granted! But with great power comes radioactive sperm.

I wish I was a friendly neighborhood werewolf.

Granted, enjoy living in the StephenieMeyerverse

How comes no one has wished for world peace yet? I want that

bluestarultor · 07-01-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

Granted, enjoy living in the StephenieMeyerverse

How comes no one has wished for world peace yet? I want that

Everyone dies. Corpses are incredibly peaceful after all.

I wish my poor vision was made 20/20.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-01-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

Granted, enjoy living in the StephenieMeyerverse

How comes no one has wished for world peace yet? I want that

Someone has

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Everyone dies. Corpses are incredibly peaceful after all.

I wish my poor vision was made 20/20.

Granted. However, it turns out that everyone thought you were sexier with glasses. You never realize this and go about enjoying your vision at the cost of any attractiveness you may have had.

I wish I could see the future.

Rejected Again · 07-02-2010, 01:17 AM

Granted. Each and every legendary Pokemon now rests in your hands. As you look upon them with joy, Team rocket kicks you in the gonads and steals them all, leaving you with your trusty Weedle.

I wish I had a Audi.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-02-2010, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Granted. Each and every legendary Pokemon now rests in your hands. As you look upon them with joy, Team rocket kicks you in the gonads and steals them all, leaving you with your trusty Weedle.

I wish I had a Audi.

Granted! But that's a powerful car and you're not used to handling something like that so you lose control and crash into a a van full of orphans and when you are arrested you pop on a drug test because of those poppy seed bagels that you love to eat all the time. Due to the combination of the DUI and the hospitalization of those poor orphans, you are imprisoned for life with a cell mate who was arrested for killing man who punched an orphan. All requests for a cell change are denied because let's face it, ain't nobody in that prison wants to help you after what you've done. You lead a very frightening life until being shivved in the shower.

I wish for a porn star mustache.

akaSM · 07-02-2010, 02:15 AM

Granted, that mustache would be great, except you're a girl now, not a good looking girl either but, hey, you love that mustache, don't you?

I wish apple would have honest marketing for their products

07-01-2010, 08:46 AM	#2
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted! A glorious bright light shines from the heavens and gives you s Salmon. You are told that you may use this wondrous, beautiful Salmon to smack anyone you please. But you must first use it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest! While the Forest is on fire! I wish I could run faster.