DmC had me and then it lost me - Page 4

A Zarkin' Frood · 12-09-2011, 08:08 PM

Who the fuck cares about story in DMC games?

The only thing worse than giving a shit about story in a game like DMC is a tutorial lady of some sorts. Or any tutorial beyond press buttons to fuck shit up. In fact I think "This door has a cucumber shaped key-hole, find a cucumber to open this door or just slap it with your monstrous dick" is all I need of a game that is essentially a closet Resident Evil parody.

I hope this game bombs. Unless it changes a lot until it's released, which I highly doubt. When I hear you people saying this seems more like god of war I can't really think of anything else than my thoughts from when I played God of War: "Man, I wish I was playing DMC instead". Because God of War is pretty boring, but I may be alone with that opinion because apparently some think it's genuinely good.

Ecks · 12-09-2011, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Like why would you take one of the most immediately recognizable character designs of the last 15 years and turn him into Tyler Durden.

It's like if one day Miyamoto got out of bed and said you know what the problem is with Mario, is that he doesn't look enough like Shia LeBouf.

Oh fuck I'm gonna have nightmares about that now.

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Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

Who the fuck cares about story in DMC games?

The only thing worse than giving a shit about story in a game like DMC is a tutorial lady of some sorts. Or any tutorial beyond press buttons to fuck shit up. In fact I think "This door has a cucumber shaped key-hole, find a cucumber to open this door or just slap it with your monstrous dick" is all I need of a game that is essentially a closet Resident Evil parody.

I hope this game bombs. Unless it changes a lot until it's released, which I highly doubt. When I hear you people saying this seems more like god of war I can't really think of anything else than my thoughts from when I played God of War: "Man, I wish I was playing DMC instead". Because God of War is pretty boring, but I may be alone with that opinion because apparently some think it's genuinely good.

No man I'm in your camp.

I think the reason people liked God of War is because it was easy and had quick time events.

akaSM · 12-10-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by EckScizor

Oh fuck I'm gonna have nightmares about that now.

Do you remember the Majora's Mask Link statue that appears when you play the Elegy of Emptyness? IIRC, that's supposed to look like Shigeru Miyamoto :3

Kerensky287 · 12-10-2011, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

Do you remember the Majora's Mask Link statue that appears when you play the Elegy of Emptyness? IIRC, that's supposed to look like Shigeru Miyamoto :3

Kyanbu The Legend · 12-10-2011, 04:29 AM

Oh god that image! The Nightmares! Make them go away!!

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Originally Posted by EckScizor

Oh fuck I'm gonna have nightmares about that now.

No man I'm in your camp.

I think the reason people liked God of War is because it was easy and had quick time events.

God of War 3. Zues boss fight. Shit was anything but easy.

Uncle died god knows how many times before clearing that.

Kim · 12-10-2011, 04:54 AM

I am now replaying DMC3 and loving it all over again. So that's something, at least.

BitVyper · 12-10-2011, 05:31 AM

The next Devil May Cry will be a prequel where you play as Sparda, and then Devil May Cry 7 will let you play the proper Dante again, but he'll be a geriatric, and nine tenths of the game will be cutscenes.

Kim · 12-10-2011, 06:53 AM

I just realized that DmC doesn't see to have a style meter.

Man, FUCK this game.

A Zarkin' Frood · 12-10-2011, 07:13 AM

And by the time of DMC8 Capcom will fuse all their franchises so they only have to make one game a year.

Ecks · 12-10-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

Do you remember the Majora's Mask Link statue that appears when you play the Elegy of Emptyness? IIRC, that's supposed to look like Shigeru Miyamoto :3

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Majora's Mask has ceased to be Nightmare Fuel for me anymore.

I read all the way through Ben Drowned.

Nothing from that game can haunt me anymore.

12-09-2011, 08:08 PM	#31
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	Who the fuck cares about story in DMC games? The only thing worse than giving a shit about story in a game like DMC is a tutorial lady of some sorts. Or any tutorial beyond press buttons to fuck shit up. In fact I think "This door has a cucumber shaped key-hole, find a cucumber to open this door or just slap it with your monstrous dick" is all I need of a game that is essentially a closet Resident Evil parody. I hope this game bombs. Unless it changes a lot until it's released, which I highly doubt. When I hear you people saying this seems more like god of war I can't really think of anything else than my thoughts from when I played God of War: "Man, I wish I was playing DMC instead". Because God of War is pretty boring, but I may be alone with that opinion because apparently some think it's genuinely good. __________________ >:( C-:

12-10-2011, 04:54 AM	#36
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I am now replaying DMC3 and loving it all over again. So that's something, at least. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

12-10-2011, 05:31 AM	#37
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	The next Devil May Cry will be a prequel where you play as Sparda, and then Devil May Cry 7 will let you play the proper Dante again, but he'll be a geriatric, and nine tenths of the game will be cutscenes. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

12-10-2011, 06:53 AM	#38
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I just realized that DmC doesn't see to have a style meter. Man, FUCK this game. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

12-10-2011, 07:13 AM	#39
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	And by the time of DMC8 Capcom will fuse all their franchises so they only have to make one game a year. __________________ >:( C-: