#1038: "One at my neck and the other at my groin."

[Tyrfing]

Originally Posted by Fortune Zero

Are you suggesting that White Mage is... erm... interested in other females? O: Sexually?

...Eh... Sure, why not? :3nod:

Originally Posted by Fortune Zero

Don't forget Fighter becoming Garland, Blackbelt coming back to life, Blackbelt becoming Chaos, Chaos becoming Chaos, King Steve becoming Chaos, King Steve becoming Garland, Chaos becoming a bag of beef ramen with two flavor packets, and White Mage becoming hot for Black Mage.


...And then their baby becomes Chaos.

And don't forget Chaos becoming Kaos because it looks cooler.

[Mirai Gen]

Originally Posted by Thadius

And now that you've said it, he's burned the list. Murphyism at its finest.

Hell he could pick the one that has the most checks. I dunno, it probably isn't even true - Brian said he doesn't let fan input mean anything on his work - but I still like to think that he's working his best to screw every single one of us out of guessing the ending.

[Shadow Bunny]

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

I like to think that Brian has a big checklist on his wall, filled with the possible outcomes that 8-bit Theater could end with. Among them are Comic 434, Garland becoming Chaos, EPS becoming Chaos, BM becoming Chaos, etc etc etc. And each time someone guesses, he adds a check.

Whichever has no checks next to it will be the ending.

Nope.

Originally Posted by Kurosen

I've never changed what happens based on what someone guesses. If they figure it out, well, good for them. It's not about being a contest of wits. What happens, happens.

[EvilFuzzy9]

Maybe that's what traumatized Onion Orphan. Maybe Black Mage is, in fact, an extremely attractive if horrifyingly androgynous bishie-like entity. His strange odor and grotesque personality are natural defenses against being totally raped by both chicks and dudes at all times.

I love this comment. And I'm sure that in a few weeks, there will be dozens of pictures and fanfics regarding this topic. You gotta love that about the internet.

I imagine it'd be hard to trick Red Mage out of being female. After all, you can probably sneak Diplomacy bonuses out of having breasts.

And for that matter, Sleight of Hand checks.

I need to stop before I get into Perform jokes.
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Too late for that... But you do raise an interesting point.