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Unread 02-02-2011, 11:30 AM   #41
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The skill to, should I choose, mimic all of your skills, physical prowess, and resources.
Intriguing. Trying to level the field, eh? Unfortunately, you neglected to mimic my intelligence and ability to plan. Therefore, all I must do is create a trap which I myself would not be equipped to escape were I caught in it.

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The power to blow a Planet up by mere thought alone.
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Forgot to mention the ability to survive in space was a manditory secondary power. My bad.
As I said, secondary powers are excluded for the sake of argument. You could blow up planets, but doing so would have large-scale consequences that would quickly lead to your capture either over your potential or actual actions of mass genocide/extinction. Either way, you end up dead.

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While Krylo and BitVyper both posted reasonable downsides to the power of "I win," the goal was to be undefeated. As redstartyrannis declined to even attempt to defeat the power of "I win," I win.

Also, I already have the hair and could probably grow the beard in short order.
No, I responded in accordance to the rules I laid out. Such a power is outside the realm of a reasonable ability. I do, however, commend those who addressed it.

If it should satisfy you more, I will put forth that a Xanatos Gambit properly defeats a true win on your part.


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The power to make you forget stuff I want you to forget.
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I am hope.
Have fun being an abstract concept.

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The power to transform into anything, abilities included. Complete with super human resistance in original form as well as improved version of what ever creature/being I turn into.
That's no less than two ablities. The ability to transform into an improved version of anything simply means that careful planning must be used. Normally, I'd toss out access to multiple powers, but since we're still operating under the "one at a time" rule, I'll assume that you'll want to reach me quickly. The safest route would be to put several lengths of a thin filament across one of my halls and simply let you cut yourself into chunks passing through. A series of monofilaments (filaments only an atom wide) would be invisible and take care of most abilities. However, this does little if you're either too small to be caught by them or invulnerable, so as a backup, the detection system should so something nifty like flash heat and immediately flash freeze the room to take care of the opposing resistance, deliver a shock fatal to any animal that would fit in the room with no resistance, rip all the air out of the room at once for anything that needs to breathe, which will probably also destroy your lungs in the process, flood the room with gases toxic to all known life, and finish off with a blast of energy capable of harming astral beings. All of this should happen within the span of perhaps a few seconds.

Overkill? Perhaps. It ensures your death, though.


For superhuman resistance, all I need to do is load more onto you than you can handle. It may take several tries, but eventually your limits would be breached. Alternatively, resistance doesn't include not needing to breathe, so you could be defeated via simple drowning.


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i guess the power of time and the manipulation of Paradoxes would be a hard one to defeat
(also the last one I was just messing with the idea of manipulating a concept rather then something like "earth" or "fire" Damage could cover anything as long as it doesn't create or destroy.)
Time manipulation is a tricky one. The goal would need to be to hit you with something you never saw coming and end it there. Unless you're already going super fast, a bullet to the back of the head would suffice. Really, though, everyone needs to sleep, so finding your bed and planting a bomb under it to activate when your head hits the pillow is low, but effective.

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The power to get all the nutrion I require from bacon alone.
I bow to you, sir. You are far more evil than I. Nobody hates bacon (unless they are Jewish and can't be considered to "hate" it as they have never had the experience). Even evil people hold some things sacred.

However, I am up to the challenge. No pigs, no bacon. Egypt has already done this. It just needs to be instituted on a worldwide scale.


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The power to tell you how many living tiger sharks exist in the oceans of Earth at any given time.
I would say to kill all the tiger sharks, but such a plan would make me very unpopular with the supervillain community. Therefore, extinction in the wild would be a temporary solution while everyone gets to keep their pets and zoo animals. Repopulation efforts would undoubtedly commence, though.

Of course, assuming this, I could easily own my own batch of tiger sharks, and, since you would be unable to sense them being in a tank, I could bask in the irony of feeding you to them.
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Unread 02-02-2011, 11:34 AM   #42
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However, I am up to the challenge. No pigs, no bacon. Egypt has already done this. It just needs to be instituted on a worldwide scale.
You are a bad person and you should feel bad.
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Unread 02-02-2011, 11:48 AM   #43
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Pff, it's no fun if you're not even going to try to beat hope.

I'm kidding. It's delightful.
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Unread 02-02-2011, 12:16 PM   #44
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Unread 02-02-2011, 12:21 PM   #45
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The ability to induce nightmare visions in anyone else, at any time, leaving them a shambling wreck of a human being unable to function with society on any level ever again, with no ill consequences to myself.

Also, a second challenge, I dare you to finally destroy SCP-682. Simply defeating him is not good enough, I want complete, never to return, eradication.
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Unread 02-02-2011, 12:25 PM   #46
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My superpower is being you. Not a copy of yourself. You, in the flesh and blood and mind. Everything that defines you. Your joy, your pain, your thoughts. Everything.

Of course you'd know how to defeat yourself.

Don't tell me that's not a reasonably possible superpower.
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Unread 02-02-2011, 12:48 PM   #47
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The ability to induce nightmare visions in anyone else, at any time, leaving them a shambling wreck of a human being unable to function with society on any level ever again, with no ill consequences to myself.
I'd take notes. Clearly, your power is better on the side of villainy. Manifesting the horrors presented would be a large moral defeat on your part. Eventually, you'd realize it's better to keep the power to yourself.

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Also, a second challenge, I dare you to finally destroy SCP-682. Simply defeating him is not good enough, I want complete, never to return, eradication.
Jettison into space, follow up with nukes. Let's see him develop immunity to that.

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My superpower is being you. Not a copy of yourself. You, in the flesh and blood and mind. Everything that defines you. Your joy, your pain, your thoughts. Everything.

Of course you'd know how to defeat yourself.

Don't tell me that's not a reasonably possible superpower.
The realistic outcome would be to team up. Once you were me, you would realize all the benefits of doing so.

Since I must defeat it, though, assuming while we share the same "thoughts" but still think independently, and assuming you retained your power, I would point out the benefits of you using said ability to become someone else to infiltrate the government or an opposing team, then, when you were no longer me, I'd be free to dispose of you appropriately. You would break down and do so eventually.

Or, if you are a simple exact reproduction, your defeat would come in my assuming a different persona or otherwise changing my way of thinking. Barring telepathy on your part, which would count as an extra ability in this case, you'd be less able to follow my new tactics.

Or, if the process involves me being somehow split in twain, assuming that you follow my every action, all I'd need to do is walk through a narrow doorway in an appropriate orientation.

Or, if you are me, and there is only one me, then I garner treatment for Dissociative Personality Disorder and blame all my evil on you, becoming a trusted model citizen as a facade before revealing that there had been no appreciable difference between us after years of being "cured," by which time I will have secretly amassed all I need to fulfill my every desire.
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Unread 02-02-2011, 01:23 PM   #48
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You do not understand. I am you, actually you. Not me only not me. Not an exact copy of myself, no split-me. Not another me-personality inside me. 3UU! Just me, reading this right now.
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Unread 02-02-2011, 01:24 PM   #49
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Unread 02-02-2011, 01:25 PM   #50
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You do not understand. I am you, actually you. Not you only not you. Not an exact copy of you, no split-you. Not another you-personality inside you. YOU! Just you, reading this right now.
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