Corrupted Wishes - Page 6

BitVyper · 07-03-2010, 06:14 PM

Granted! The new update comes out tomorrow, and completely removes Engineers from the game.

I wish to be guaranteed victory in any sort of contest I am ever involved in.

bluestarultor · 07-03-2010, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Granted! The new update comes out tomorrow, and completely removes Engineers from the game.

I wish to be guaranteed victory in any sort of contest I am ever involved in.

Granted, but you're then challenged to Drownball.

I really wish I'd remember to put my volume to 100 when composing so I didn't have to redo all my songs.

Inbred Chocobo · 07-03-2010, 08:01 PM

Granted. You now are able to output music at a rather impressive level and believe you are doing excellent. However due to the lack of need to go back and adjust songs, the quality begins to drop and no one listens to your music anymore.

I wish people would join the game Rumble I made.

Terex4 · 07-03-2010, 08:17 PM

Granted, Rumble spirals out of control and goes the way of Calvinball.

I wish I could believe its not butter.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-03-2010, 09:53 PM

Granted. You now believe it, and all other forms of butter and margarin, are Penguins. You are seen as rather awkward for the rest of your life.

I wish life was more like an Role-playing game. A good one.

BitVyper · 07-03-2010, 10:46 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, you are an unimportant NPC. You either cease to exist when the PCs aren't present, or you have only one line of dialogue to spout for your entire life, which consists of walking in a set path 24/7. Anything you own will eventually be taken by a PC.

I wish I hadn't made this wish.

bluestarultor · 07-03-2010, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Granted! Unfortunately, you are an unimportant NPC. You either cease to exist when the PCs aren't present, or you have only one line of dialogue to spout for your entire life, which consists of walking in a set path 24/7. Anything you own will eventually be taken by a PC.

I wish I hadn't made this wish.

You haven't. It goes to your worst enemy, who wishes you'd trip and fall into a stairwell with used syringes at the bottom. Testing is going to be expensive.

I wish I had a good singing voice again.

phil_ · 07-04-2010, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I wish I had a good singing voice again.

Zombie Luciano Pavarotti is now chained in your basement and willing to sing for brains.

I want a Gunman.

BitVyper · 07-04-2010, 06:43 PM

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Testing is going to be expensive.

I'm Canadian! Suck on THAT, genie!

Since no one's continued things, I guess I'll post a bit early.

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I want a Gunman.

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a man with a gun. Unfortunately, slavery is illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

I wish for a beautiful alien princess to fall in love with me and take me back to her homeworld for marriage.

bluestarultor · 07-04-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

I'm Canadian! Suck on THAT, genie!

Since no one's continued things, I guess I'll post a bit early.

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a man with a gun. Unfortunately, slavery is illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

I wish for a beautiful alien princess to fall in love with me and take me back to her homeworld for marriage.

I'll go early, too.

Granted, but you know how a lot of bugs eat their mates? You really should have drawn the connection at the antennae. It's also disappointing for her because her people's men actually put out while they're being devoured, so all she actually gets is lunch and she becomes the embarrassment of her family because of you. She's going to remember this when she becomes queen.

I wish for a Harley.

07-03-2010, 06:14 PM	#1
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! The new update comes out tomorrow, and completely removes Engineers from the game. I wish to be guaranteed victory in any sort of contest I am ever involved in. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

07-03-2010, 10:46 PM	#6
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! Unfortunately, you are an unimportant NPC. You either cease to exist when the PCs aren't present, or you have only one line of dialogue to spout for your entire life, which consists of walking in a set path 24/7. Anything you own will eventually be taken by a PC. I wish I hadn't made this wish. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

07-03-2010, 09:53 PM	#5
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. You now believe it, and all other forms of butter and margarin, are Penguins. You are seen as rather awkward for the rest of your life. I wish life was more like an Role-playing game. A good one.