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Unread 01-14-2011, 04:40 AM   #51
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I think the French mans response was "Bambooled!"

Yeah the argument doesn't have any releance and Frenchman happened to use a particularly high number of Germanic wrords by coincidence (the percentage of Germanic words in the language as a whole is much lower) but i was pretty funny at the time.
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Unread 01-14-2011, 05:10 AM   #52
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Western Germanic with a very heavy influence from the romance languages


It makes sense when you consider the regions and peoples/cultures who shaped the dialects that arose from the original roots.
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Unread 01-14-2011, 05:36 AM   #53
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I don't know why we listening to you Americans, you were a penstroke away from speaking German!
New rule: Territorials claims of countries that don't extend before the 18th century are not recognised by the SMB presidency.
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What about countries that don't exist anymore?
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If they can find suitable claimaints I shall recognise them, otherwise all such territory shall be held in my august guardianship.
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Okay, just make sure you're on the ballot.
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Meaning you're going to losing them in drunk bets?
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well, sure, there's 80% Germanic words, but all of those have had their pronunciations and spellings affected by heavy Latin influences, and the remaining 20% were Latin words, so... where does that leave us?
In the welfare line. Duh.

Back on topic: Why have you not proven your good intentions for our country and taken over China yet? WHY? I want to see proof, dammit!
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Victorian Gentlemen's wagers!
Like so:
Captain Hobbnobbery: I do say my fine fellows. It is dastardly warm.
Mr Finefellow esq: Oh indeed, oh indeed. I wonder why?
Hobbnobbs: I am most beffudled. Even my fine collection of moustaches has no answer.
Professor Plumpingtots: Dear sirs, I have a way to extract you from your pernicious predicament! For the perilous plunder of souls by the devil is the reason for the increase in temperature. The outbreaks of purple plague in the common folk has lead to a considerable rise in deaths and thus a raise in Hell's temperature.
Finey: Presposterous!
Hobbnobbs: Atrocious!
SMB: The professor is right my dear chaps. And I shall prove it with an expedition unheard of, a journey unseen, an adventure without surpass! I shall dig into Hell itself and thus measure the temperature!
Finey: You're fooling!
SMB: Indeed not, friend, indeed not! And if I shall fail, I shall hand you the Republic of the Seven United Provinces. And if I succeed the Presidency of the Royal Society shall be mine!

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In the welfare line. Duh.

Back on topic: Why have you not proven your good intentions for our country and taken over China yet? WHY? I want to see proof, dammit!
Why don't we go straight to the source and take on the old enemy itself? They are but a pale shadow of their former self and once London falls the empire will be ours.

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