Valve Mafia - "You are all incompetent cowards!"

[Revising Ocelot]

"Miss Pauling!"

"Um, yes?"

"I thought you had told Isaac to stop messing around with that teleporter. He shouldn't even be in this universe!"

"I did. But you know what these professor types are like..."

"Quite. Well, it looks like he's parked himself in the middle of Well again. And this time, he's brought company!"

"Ever since he created that second rift in time and space, I've been monitoring him closely. I'm pretty sure he didn't do this one deliberately or through a typically absent-minded 'accident'. This isn't his style.

"Sabotage, then."

"Indeed. I think I've got a lead on the perpetrators, and I believe they are-"

"Yes, I already know who. I'm far too busy to deal with it right now, though. Moscow are threatening to launch some nukes at Washington in 15 minutes, there's yet another zombie outbreak due to strike Rome straight afterwards, and I have lunch with Mr Hale in half an hour."

"Ah. Highly dangerous."

"Yes, he brought a cougar last time. Anyway, you know the drill. Let them fight amongst themselves until one side or another is dead, I don't care who. Both sides, ideally. You can even dress the... 'extras' up in some of the spare RED and BLU costumes, I'm sure they'll love that. Now, I need to redirect these launch codes to aim at Madagascar. We'll see who really 'shuts down everything' around here."


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RED vs. BLU! It is Day 1 and the map is cp_well for approximately 72 hours.

Anticitizen Roster
1. Moogle
2. Inbred Chocobo, BLU Roleblocker - Thrown Into A Pit, Day 2
3. Geminex - Headshot, Night 2
4. Bard The 5th LW - Backstabbed, Night 2
5. rpgdemon - Headshot, Night 3
6. Sifright
7. Aldurin - Headshot, Night 3
8. Arhra - Incinerated, Night 1
9. Oron - Ludicrously Gibbed, Night 1
10. Ryong
11. Fenris - Oxygen-Starved, Night 2
12. Masked Jedi, BLU Bodyguard - Saxton Punched, Day 2
13. Gregness
14. Rhiya Ravenwing
15. BahamutFlare
16. Ecks
17. greed - Oxygen-Starved, Night 3
18. Mr. Bookworm - Torn Apart by Ravenous Horde of Infected, Night 1


All votes must be in this format:

Vote: Revolving Ocelot
or
Unvote: Revolving Ocelot


It takes 10 votes to lynch. Let's settle this like gentlemen.

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