MASS EFFECT TWO: GIVE GARRUS A HUG - Page 63

Solid Snake · 02-21-2010, 01:06 AM

Even aggressive xenophobic women still have the option to stay loyal to Kaiden.
And while Kaiden's no keeper, compared to Jacob...I'd say your Shepard could settle for the Carth Onasi soundalike.

Solid Snake · 02-21-2010, 01:09 AM

You guys are so fickle.
True love isn't all about sex, or the pleasure derived from the act.

I mean if we can seduce Tali and Garrus, I don't see why seducing Joker wouldn't be an option. Sex with Tali and Garrus has to be so inherently uncomfortable that Shepard's doing it despite the trans-species issues, out of sheer love for his/her soulmate. That's what makes it even more powerful to pursue those two, it's not an 'easy match' like Shepard and Miranda would be, it's about love overcoming those arbitrary barriers.

Similarly, I don't see how Joker's illness presents an impregnable barrier against being considered an LI. Clearly Bioware didn't go in that direction, for whatever reason, but I think including him as an LI for femShepards in ME3 would be a smart move.

Krylo · 02-21-2010, 01:24 AM

Joker is already in love with EDI.

FemShep can't have him.

DFM · 02-21-2010, 01:24 AM

I don't know, I never really felt anything for Joker. Yeah he's funny and I'm glad he's my pilot and all that but I have a hard time seeing him as a romantic interest. Like, Thane was all up in my bidnez with being cool and sexy even though he was a fish and Garrus was ugly like some kind of Reaper space demon but he's totally sweet and a man's man. Jacob is like I dunno I think he got lost in the ducts or something because I can never find him on my ship. Weird thing though after I lost him on the suicide mission that lamp in the armory disappeared, I guess it's like symbolic.

Viridis · 02-21-2010, 01:46 AM

Random little derail from all the talk of xeno-sexing.

Mannix · 02-21-2010, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Viridis

Random little derail from all the talk of xeno-sexing.

Maybe it's vestigial from when they were turtles?

CABAL49 · 02-21-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mannix

Maybe it's vestigial from when they were turtles?

They are supposed to be descendants of birds. Let me check the Wiki for more on this.

Osterbaum · 02-21-2010, 04:48 AM

Nice input. I think the fact that we all enjpy this game is selfevident. I mean really, if ME2 was a person we'd all be queing to suck his dick.

BitVyper · 02-21-2010, 11:00 AM

Okay, has anyone actually made a list of exactly how much paragon/renegade you need for different choices? Because I'm starting to think the conversation options are just glitched all to hell. I already mentioned my problem with Zaeed earlier, but now on my second play through at the same difficulty, I'm getting tons of options greyed out that I accessed with much lower ratings before, and no amount of increasing my ratings seems to be affecting them.

Getting fucked over on Zaeed's loyalty mission was a bit annoying, but this is seriously starting to hamper my enjoyment of the game.

DFM · 02-21-2010, 11:46 AM

Are you doing Newgame+ ?

Because they scale to your level, which is alright on the first playthrough but all your points reset for Newgame+ which basically means you can't do anything.

If you're just starting a second game then yeah they're either glitched or operate on some crazy matrix nobody understands.

02-21-2010, 01:06 AM	#1
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,563	Even aggressive xenophobic women still have the option to stay loyal to Kaiden. And while Kaiden's no keeper, compared to Jacob...I'd say your Shepard could settle for the Carth Onasi soundalike. __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.

02-21-2010, 01:09 AM	#2
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,563	You guys are so fickle. True love isn't all about sex, or the pleasure derived from the act. I mean if we can seduce Tali and Garrus, I don't see why seducing Joker wouldn't be an option. Sex with Tali and Garrus has to be so inherently uncomfortable that Shepard's doing it despite the trans-species issues, out of sheer love for his/her soulmate. That's what makes it even more powerful to pursue those two, it's not an 'easy match' like Shepard and Miranda would be, it's about love overcoming those arbitrary barriers. Similarly, I don't see how Joker's illness presents an impregnable barrier against being considered an LI. Clearly Bioware didn't go in that direction, for whatever reason, but I think including him as an LI for femShepards in ME3 would be a smart move. __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.

02-21-2010, 01:24 AM	#3
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Joker is already in love with EDI. FemShep can't have him. __________________ I am very tired.

02-21-2010, 01:24 AM	#4
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	I don't know, I never really felt anything for Joker. Yeah he's funny and I'm glad he's my pilot and all that but I have a hard time seeing him as a romantic interest. Like, Thane was all up in my bidnez with being cool and sexy even though he was a fish and Garrus was ugly like some kind of Reaper space demon but he's totally sweet and a man's man. Jacob is like I dunno I think he got lost in the ducts or something because I can never find him on my ship. Weird thing though after I lost him on the suicide mission that lamp in the armory disappeared, I guess it's like symbolic. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

02-21-2010, 04:48 AM	#8
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Nice input. I think the fact that we all enjpy this game is selfevident. I mean really, if ME2 was a person we'd all be queing to suck his dick. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

02-21-2010, 11:00 AM	#9
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Okay, has anyone actually made a list of exactly how much paragon/renegade you need for different choices? Because I'm starting to think the conversation options are just glitched all to hell. I already mentioned my problem with Zaeed earlier, but now on my second play through at the same difficulty, I'm getting tons of options greyed out that I accessed with much lower ratings before, and no amount of increasing my ratings seems to be affecting them. Getting fucked over on Zaeed's loyalty mission was a bit annoying, but this is seriously starting to hamper my enjoyment of the game. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

02-21-2010, 11:46 AM	#10
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Are you doing Newgame+ ? Because they scale to your level, which is alright on the first playthrough but all your points reset for Newgame+ which basically means you can't do anything. If you're just starting a second game then yeah they're either glitched or operate on some crazy matrix nobody understands. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE