How to Spot a Masturbator - Page 7

Wigmund · 05-13-2010, 05:34 PM

Wonder if you could blame it on the bed if someone gets pregnant?

"It's not my fault you got knocked up. It was my bed.
It's full of my vigorous seed."

Oh god, I did the math to figure out how long it would take to fill a queen-sized water bed (187 gallons) with one's seed. Let's just say you shouldn't have any plans for nearly the next six years.

The math

Nikose Tyris · 05-13-2010, 05:34 PM

With the speed semen dries/vanishes into sheets, you stand no risk of 'rolling' into it or gettin' sticky. At least, it's gone by morning to a point you can't see it, smell it, or touch it.

Related News: My mom still thinks Christwire isn't parody. True Story.

Edit: Your math is flawed, or rather you're basis on semen production speed is flawed (or based on yourself, which is kind of sad I think.) I'm pretty sure I could manage it inside a year.

Grimpond · 05-13-2010, 05:37 PM

Now Zach, don't you think that bed would be similar to a bowl of thick pudding?

Osterbaum · 05-13-2010, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krogoth

Till it bursts!

Actually that's when it gets REALLY good.

krogothwolf · 05-13-2010, 05:38 PM

I wonder if a girl has gotten pregnant from someone's wet dream seed. Or even left over jerk of seed....herm....Is that even possible?

Osterbaum · 05-13-2010, 05:47 PM

It is possible to get pregnant from a small amount of sperm. It's just not all that propable. And the sperm has to be live, obviosly. So no week-old spills.

Bells · 05-13-2010, 08:56 PM

So, we had a thread where we spoke about a forumite's boobs, and now we go with spunk mattress...

I can hardly wait for the next episode!

Rejected Again · 05-13-2010, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

I wonder if a girl has gotten pregnant from someone's wet dream seed. Or even left over jerk of seed....herm....Is that even possible?

One know case. Her name was Mary and she was a virgin.

Edit: Next week, cock talk!

Meister · 05-14-2010, 02:36 AM

This must be how Pandora felt.

POS Industries · 05-14-2010, 02:54 AM

Oh, that wacky Pandora.

Always playing with her box.

05-13-2010, 05:34 PM	#61
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Wonder if you could blame it on the bed if someone gets pregnant? "It's not my fault you got knocked up. It was my bed. It's full of my vigorous seed." Oh god, I did the math to figure out how long it would take to fill a queen-sized water bed (187 gallons) with one's seed. Let's just say you shouldn't have any plans for nearly the next six years. The math __________________ Slightly off-kilter Last edited by Wigmund; 05-13-2010 at 05:59 PM. Reason: Showing my math homework

05-13-2010, 05:38 PM	#65
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	I wonder if a girl has gotten pregnant from someone's wet dream seed. Or even left over jerk of seed....herm....Is that even possible? __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

05-13-2010, 05:47 PM	#66
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	It is possible to get pregnant from a small amount of sperm. It's just not all that propable. And the sperm has to be live, obviosly. So no week-old spills. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

05-13-2010, 08:56 PM	#67
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	So, we had a thread where we spoke about a forumite's boobs, and now we go with spunk mattress... I can hardly wait for the next episode! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

05-14-2010, 02:54 AM	#70
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Oh, that wacky Pandora. Always playing with her box. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

05-14-2010, 02:36 AM	#69
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	This must be how Pandora felt.