Why do I keep coming back to NPF?

[Osterbaum]

"Don't worry, someday you'll find the one! She's out there somewhere! Just hang in there!"

Man, let's screw all convention; let's have that 50-person orgy and then all fall in love with eachother AT THE SAME TIME and form a sexy love-commune or something.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Si Civa

If Snake ever got laid, would it mean that he wouldn't write wall of texts?

Like this is an important question.

Yup! If I get laid, I'd stop writing walls of text.
You all now have an important life objective!!!

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Yup! If I get laid, I'd stop writing walls of text.
You all now have an important life objective!!!

I don't know. It's... It's just that you seem tiny without them. :/

But I guess some like them small. It's not the size that counts but how you use it. And some of us have tinier screen than others after all.

[pochercoaster]

I met my husband because of NPF, so I guess this place must be doing something right.

Mostly I'm too lazy to do anything else in my spare time and I'm too much of a homebody to actually bother with people IRL.

...Nah srsly I love you guys, particularly my bestest friends Numsy, Aerozord, Arlia Janet, Azisien, batgirl, Bells, BitVyper, BlackMageGirl, blues, Bob the Merc, Bobbey, CJ, Corel, Donomni, EckScizor, Eltargrim, Fenris, Fifthfiend, Flarecobra, Geminex, greed, Hawk, krogothwolf, Krylo, Kyanbu, Lady Cygnet, Liz, Loyal, Magic Marker, Mauve, Mesden, Mirai Gen, Bookie, Matt Speroni, Nique, Osterbaum, pocheros, POS Industries, Premmy, Regulus, Ryanderman, Satan's Onion, shiney, Shyria, Sithdarth, Smarty, synk, Token, and Wigmund.

I thought you didn't like me! Why you gotta be all nice and be my friend, huh?!?!

...I mean yay friends!

[Fifthfiend]

EDIT: The really sad thing about rereading that thread is how I went out with Girl B again, failed with her for reasons completely unrelated to those I was freaking about when writing that rant, then went out with over a dozen other girls over the course of three months, failed with all of them for various reasons, became so depressed about dating that I just threw my hands up into the air and gave up, and now am still just as single and lonely, only having lost hours upon hours of my time, caused myself untold amounts of additional stress, and wasted hundreds of dollars of monies.

You are the most half-empty motherfucker I've ever seen jesus christ

[Archbio]

Hey, it's not like dates can be enjoyable experiences in themselves or anything.

[Bells]

or stepping stones of learning...

or part of the factual conclusion that you will fail at ALL of your dates untill you meet that on person whom you will spent the rest of your life with, and you will say it was worth it anyway cause that is what happens to everyone since the history of forever.

Also, sometimes you get real close to talking as if you were this guy

[A Zarkin' Frood]

He appears to be crying tears of joy.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Bells

Also, sometimes you get real close to talking as if you were this guy

...
...How exactly did you procure that photo of me?
Freakin' NPF stalkers.

[Osterbaum]

I dunno, I always pictured Snake more as an FUUUUUUUUUUUU- kinda guy.



e: Maybe like a silent FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-?