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Fetched the Candy Cane!
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Also, Good Luck Bob! You shouldn't really need it though cause as long as you act normal you should do fine. And if you do something stupid don't act to embarrassed, guy's have been doing something stupid on first dates since the dawn of time. You can't do any worse then I did to not only forget my wallet at home so she had to pay but I also spilled her drink on her and then accidentely pulled her pants down while helping her clean off. I was so nervous that I messed everything up. Luckily my wife forgave me for being such a boob!
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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That sounds eerily similar to my parents' first date. She wore a dress (he spilled orange soda and ice down it), but, hey, it worked out okay. I'm here.
Also: SLEPT WITH HER MOM?! That's... horrid in every way.
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Fetched the Candy Cane!
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Are you sure you're here and not just a figment of my overactive imagination? Are You?! ARE YOU!?
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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I heard he does BJs for a nickel.
That's a pretty hefty discount! |
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Aim for the top!
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Bob, I've met you and hung out with you. You're a nice guy and you're polite. Be that. Don't be a douche nugget and don't be an egotistical prick and you will be fine. Be yourself and this girl would be stupid to not want to date you.
As for the date, lunch is good. If you want to play it safe, ask her out to coffee after work one day as a "1st official date." If you're feeling a bit more bold, go for drinks at a nice bar (or a sports bar, depending how she is) that isn't full of frat boys posturing about their cock sizes. Show a genuine interest in getting to know her more. As for workplace relationships, just don't talk about it at work. Your relationship is your business. I know people who are cool with them and others who tell you not to "dip the pen in company ink" so to speak. As long as you keep your stuff to yourself and not let any of it affect your work ethic, you should be fine. |
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Classy, yet vulgar
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Oh man, Krogo. You blew me right out of the water for my epic first date screw up. I took a girl out for Chinese. What I didn't know is that they fried everything in peanut oil. She was allergic to peanuts. Dated her for 3 years....till she cheated on me. Then the guy she cheated on me with, slept with her mom.
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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Holy shit... Karma is mean bitch.
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War Incarnate
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Is it wrong that I wanna high five that dude?
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GHOST BOTTOMED DICK FACE
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I... I want to hi-five that dude. And if I'm wrong, I don't wanna be right. So no, it's not wrong to want to high five him.
Though you should probably wear gloves and use anti-bacterial soap when you're done. If the guys' gonna sleep with a chick AND her mother, who knows what ELSE he's dipped into. |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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