Give me a superpower and I'll defeat it.

[bluestarultor]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, I, the evil side of Blue (call me redstartyrannis, or Red for short), am speaking directly! I have become bored speaking through my good counterpart and bored in general, so by all means, list a superpower and I will show you how pathetic it is!

Note that this holds each power in a bubble and that Power of Plot is not a superpower as much as it is shitty writing. Characters such as Superman and Goku rely on said Power (as does Batman and frankly every other DC character) and thusly the ability to whip out any power necessary is expressly forbidden.