Superhero or Wizard?

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by Krylo

Wizards, on the other hand, don't need that shit. They don't need mutations or alien birth rights or any other stupidity to shape reality to their whim. They just grab reality around the throat with pure force of will and tell it what to do, and it better goddamn do what they say.

They do need to spend a great deal of time learning Spells in a moldy cave or temple and wear stupid hats.

[Wigmund]

Wizard riding a Zombie T-rex.

Wizards win.

EDIT: This wizard learned magic by having one of his masters chuck cinderblocks at him.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Premonitions

They do need to spend a great deal of time learning Spells in a moldy cave or temple and wear stupid hats.

The hats are purely optional. Stereotypical, even. Really, it's not a requirement at all and many prefer hoods or just not wearing headgear.

The same generalization could be made for superheroes wearing skintight underwear. Like, seriously, in real life, that would either flatten your boys or make you very uncomfortable to look at. And God help us all if Wolvie got too close to Jean or something.

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Premonitions

They do need to spend a great deal of time learning Spells in a moldy cave or temple and wear stupid hats.

Wizards are adults who walk around on their own two legs.

Superheroes are small babies that can't walk around without support.

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by Krylo

Wizards are adults who walk around on their own two legs.

Superheroes are small babies that can't walk around without support.

Support? You mean like a staff? Like the kind an old, crusty-ass man uses?

First Google Image Search for wizard:

First Google Search Image for Superhero:

[Funka Genocide]

I see you trollin, try'na catch me ridin' dirty.

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Premonitions

Support? You mean like a staff? Like the kind an old, crusty-ass man uses?

I mean support like this.

Superheroes can't control their power without some kind of support or crutch.


Wizards don't need that. They make their own power regardless of lab accidents or genetic mutations. They don't need a little baby walker to control the forces of the cosmos like a superhero does.

[krogothwolf]

Gandalf only used his staff to lure his enemies into a false sense of security before he busted out his awesome wizardness and annihilated them.

[Krylo]

Gandalf used a sword more often than he used spells, and I'm pretty sure he used his staff to bust open fools heads more often than he used it to walk.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Premonitions

See what I mean about uncomfortable bulges? At least with a wizard, you can be like, "is that a wand in your robes or are you just happy to see me?"

With the above example, we can come to the conclusion the Bats is poorly endowed, because he's the only one of the men that doesn't have a parrot in his pants.


Edit: Also, the way Hawk Man is looking at Pym (or whoever that is) is mildly disturbing. Also, Batman apparently has the Bat-ability to stand beneath the ground. MM kind of has an excuse.

Edit Edit: Actually the perspective is all kinds of fucked up.