FUCK YOU ALL! - Page 9

Flarecobra · 03-06-2012, 12:02 AM

That makes me think of a vamperic cock.

Loyal · 03-06-2012, 12:06 AM

.....At the risk of actually receiving an answer, might I ask how such a thing works?

MSperoni · 03-06-2012, 12:16 AM

I guess it'd be like a lamprey or something. Only a cock.

Which is a very horrible thing to think of considering:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey

Krylo · 03-06-2012, 12:21 AM

It looks like a normal cock and then the head splits open at the meatus and folds back to reveal a lamprey-like mouth as it prepares to feed.

Edit: Next horrible monster thing in the Dreadful, Matt?

MSperoni · 03-06-2012, 12:28 AM

I doubt Brian would allow me to have Cockpires in the comic.

BEING HOSTED HERE BLOWS I NEED MY OWN SITE

EDIT: (I doubt Brian would allow the page to be posted if it had Cockpires in it. I can draw/write whatevah I wawnt).

Krylo · 03-06-2012, 12:31 AM

In the next arc Kit meets a lovely young man, but when the attempt to consummate she realizes she's fallen victim to the dreadful COCKPIRE!

Can she escape the bed of doom with her dignity, and lady parts, intact?

Posted only on the pink blog for REASONS.

Edit: Cockpire is a lamprey-like parasite that eats off the man's bits and then sends tendrils into his nervous system, eating his brain and controlling his body as it uses him to seek its prey.

MSperoni · 03-06-2012, 12:36 AM

I think if a cockpire would bite a man and then turn him into one, that's like... a Cockbie?

Dongbie?

Vampires/zombies sorta have the whole "bite you turn you into one" thing in common.

Maybe a zombie is really just a very ugly immobile vampire w/o any powers.

Fifthfiend · 03-06-2012, 01:18 AM

The Cocklight Saga: Third Thrust: Ballsweat Dawn

Fifthfiend · 03-06-2012, 01:21 AM

Q:If Twilight had cockpires, would their dicks glow?

A: Trick question, Twilight vampires are already cockpires.

Regulus Tera · 03-06-2012, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Q:If Twilight had cockpires, would their dicks glow?

A: Trick question, Twilight vampires are already cockpires.

You put waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much thought into this shit.

03-06-2012, 12:02 AM	#81
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	That makes me think of a vamperic cock. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

03-06-2012, 12:16 AM	#83
MSperoni Artist and Writer of Comics Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,666	I guess it'd be like a lamprey or something. Only a cock. Which is a very horrible thing to think of considering: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey __________________ I do commissions! So Email me if you'd like anything and we'll work out the details! matts_1104@yahoo.com Follow me on Twitter for Dreadful news and random info! (though mostly it's just me babbling about nerd-stuff) http://twitter.com/#!/mSperoni Check out my Deviant Art page if you'd like to see other pictures I've made! http://exmile.deviantart.com/ Follow The Dreadful on Facebook!

03-06-2012, 12:21 AM	#84
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	It looks like a normal cock and then the head splits open at the meatus and folds back to reveal a lamprey-like mouth as it prepares to feed. Edit: Next horrible monster thing in the Dreadful, Matt? __________________ I am very tired.

03-06-2012, 12:28 AM	#85
MSperoni Artist and Writer of Comics Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,666	I doubt Brian would allow me to have Cockpires in the comic. BEING HOSTED HERE BLOWS I NEED MY OWN SITE EDIT: (I doubt Brian would allow the page to be posted if it had Cockpires in it. I can draw/write whatevah I wawnt). __________________ I do commissions! So Email me if you'd like anything and we'll work out the details! matts_1104@yahoo.com Follow me on Twitter for Dreadful news and random info! (though mostly it's just me babbling about nerd-stuff) http://twitter.com/#!/mSperoni Check out my Deviant Art page if you'd like to see other pictures I've made! http://exmile.deviantart.com/ Follow The Dreadful on Facebook!

03-06-2012, 12:31 AM	#86
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	In the next arc Kit meets a lovely young man, but when the attempt to consummate she realizes she's fallen victim to the dreadful COCKPIRE! Can she escape the bed of doom with her dignity, and lady parts, intact? Posted only on the pink blog for REASONS. Edit: Cockpire is a lamprey-like parasite that eats off the man's bits and then sends tendrils into his nervous system, eating his brain and controlling his body as it uses him to seek its prey. __________________ I am very tired.

03-06-2012, 12:36 AM	#87
MSperoni Artist and Writer of Comics Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,666	I think if a cockpire would bite a man and then turn him into one, that's like... a Cockbie? Dongbie? Vampires/zombies sorta have the whole "bite you turn you into one" thing in common. Maybe a zombie is really just a very ugly immobile vampire w/o any powers. __________________ I do commissions! So Email me if you'd like anything and we'll work out the details! matts_1104@yahoo.com Follow me on Twitter for Dreadful news and random info! (though mostly it's just me babbling about nerd-stuff) http://twitter.com/#!/mSperoni Check out my Deviant Art page if you'd like to see other pictures I've made! http://exmile.deviantart.com/ Follow The Dreadful on Facebook!

03-06-2012, 01:18 AM	#88
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	The Cocklight Saga: Third Thrust: Ballsweat Dawn __________________ check out my buttspresso

03-06-2012, 01:21 AM	#89
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Q:If Twilight had cockpires, would their dicks glow? A: Trick question, Twilight vampires are already cockpires. __________________ check out my buttspresso