Another weekly "if you could..."

Rooster · 03-29-2007, 07:45 AM

If you could have any superpower what would it be?

Ps. please don't say something gay and impractical like flying

Pps. This question will change by next week

mammothtank · 03-29-2007, 07:51 AM

I don't know why, but I've always thought it would be nifty to have ice breath. I would just play around with it.

Future sight would be cool, too.

handofpwn · 03-29-2007, 07:54 AM

I'd like the power to kill someone with just a thought from miles away.

J-Watt · 03-29-2007, 08:39 AM

First off, flight would be about the most practical power you could have, if you could fly as fast as a car can drive. No more rush hour traffic, no more parking meters, no more speeding tickets, no blind pedestrians, no dealing with other people's road rage...It would be great. You also won't ever need a ladder to change lightbulbs.

Secondly, I'd probably like to go with mind reading. Also a practical power, since I'd never get a wrong answer again on an exam, and I'd know exactly what people expected of me.

Tendronai · 03-29-2007, 09:20 AM

Quote:

please don't say something gay and impractical like flying

I don't think you understand the concept of superpowers.

However, I would choose telekineses. Multiple use power.

greed · 03-29-2007, 09:35 AM

Total Omnipotence. Yeah that's the shit. If not total then high level reality altering is acceptable.

Oh BTW using "gay" as an perjorative like that is generally frowned on if not laughed at around here, seeing as it's generally a sure sign of major maturity issues. Using it as a perjorative the other way is flaming too for future reference before you get any ideas. The whole insultingly dismissing something as cool as flying ain't particularly polite either.

Meister · 03-29-2007, 09:38 AM

What greed said. Additionally, if gay equaled being able to fly, you better believe there'd be a whole lot more penis-on-penis action in the world.

EDIT: Wasn't your first thread about this still open? In fact, you might want to think about whether to put this in Forum Games in the future, although Off Topic works. Technically.

Nikose Tyris · 03-29-2007, 09:49 AM

Because seriously, if I had my choice of having to get bit by a spider to crawl on a wall, or man-thrusting to fly, You better beleive I'd hit top air speeds pretty quick.

And really, I'd prefer flying over any other super power. What's better than getting anywhere with no worries on traffic or getting lost? "Oh no, the plane is going down!"

"LATER SUCKERS."

BB · 03-29-2007, 10:03 AM

As long as I had badass wings that I could fold away so they were invisible when not in use, flight would easily be the option of choice.

...And a sword. And legal immmunity from everything everywhere...

...Yeah, so Angel Of Death sounds pretty cool from where I'm thinking. I'll go with that.

Greed ninja'd me with the omnipotence idea. >_>

Azisien · 03-29-2007, 10:38 AM

Some Wolverine style regenerative capabilities, I guess. Since that's great for healing and for being immortal, or something close to immortal.

Alternatively, mind reading and suggestive abilities would be dandy.

03-29-2007, 07:45 AM	#1
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03-29-2007, 09:38 AM	#7
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	What greed said. Additionally, if gay equaled being able to fly, you better believe there'd be a whole lot more penis-on-penis action in the world. EDIT: Wasn't your first thread about this still open? In fact, you might want to think about whether to put this in Forum Games in the future, although Off Topic works. Technically. Last edited by Meister; 03-29-2007 at 09:43 AM.

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BB >-❥ Love Arrow, Shoot! ~💖 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 677	As long as I had badass wings that I could fold away so they were invisible when not in use, flight would easily be the option of choice. ...And a sword. And legal immmunity from everything everywhere... ...Yeah, so Angel Of Death sounds pretty cool from where I'm thinking. I'll go with that. Greed ninja'd me with the omnipotence idea. >_>

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Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Some Wolverine style regenerative capabilities, I guess. Since that's great for healing and for being immortal, or something close to immortal. Alternatively, mind reading and suggestive abilities would be dandy.