Oversalted Burger

I_Like_Swordchucks · 09-10-2007, 06:37 AM

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A McDonald's employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer's burger was too salty...

Seriously... what the hell? This is ALMOST discussion material, except it's a bit too ludicrous. Next thing you know some guy is going to be suing a laundromat millions of dollars over a lost pair of pants...

Meister · 09-10-2007, 06:44 AM

Obviously it's assault on an officer.

Moynahand · 09-10-2007, 07:01 AM

That's.....What......Huh?

And I thought my faith in humanity couldn't possibly become lower. Then this crazy shit happens. Goddamnit.

TopHatAssassin · 09-10-2007, 07:10 AM

Perhaps the charge is grounded in the salt being in a lethal quantity? Enough to, say... stop one's heart?
That's all I got. It does sound rather ridiculous, though. And taking the burger to a crime lab and everything? Makes me think of CSI. All we need now is H or one of them to step in and it'd be perfect.

Tendronai · 09-10-2007, 07:59 AM

Thank god the police were taking care in apprehending this criminal mastermind, instead of patrolling the city to stop some lesser crime like theft or murder or whatnot.

DFM · 09-10-2007, 08:15 AM

Maybe he's some kind of double jeopardy super murderer and this is the only way they could apprehend him.

Edit: Wait she apparently.

greed · 09-10-2007, 08:40 AM

Wow, we need something that punishes people for misusing the law like that and the pants guy. Castration sounds appropriate.

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Originally Posted by Meister

Obviously it's assault on an officer.

That pun's so bad I feel dirty laughing at it. Awesome.

DFM · 09-10-2007, 08:46 AM

Oh god, it's too early I didn't even think it was a pun. And I think it's actually hilarious. I need more coffee.

adamark · 09-10-2007, 09:40 AM

If you eat fastfood, sooner or later you WILL be served food that you have to throw out after one bite. The food costs $1 anyway. Most of it is shit to begin with.

bananarama · 09-10-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Meister

Obviously it's assault on an officer.

You make my soul bleed.

Also, that McDonalds bitch totally had it coming.

09-10-2007, 07:01 AM	#3
Moynahand Evil Nerd Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Latveria Posts: 215	That's.....What......Huh? And I thought my faith in humanity couldn't possibly become lower. Then this crazy shit happens. Goddamnit. __________________ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

09-10-2007, 07:10 AM	#4
TopHatAssassin Like a millionaire Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 637	Perhaps the charge is grounded in the salt being in a lethal quantity? Enough to, say... stop one's heart? That's all I got. It does sound rather ridiculous, though. And taking the burger to a crime lab and everything? Makes me think of CSI. All we need now is H or one of them to step in and it'd be perfect. __________________ Aye, num nums indeed. Last edited by TopHatAssassin; 09-13-2007 at 08:08 AM.

09-10-2007, 07:59 AM	#5
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	Thank god the police were taking care in apprehending this criminal mastermind, instead of patrolling the city to stop some lesser crime like theft or murder or whatnot. __________________ Give me your wallet before I destroy you, mortal.

09-10-2007, 08:15 AM	#6
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Maybe he's some kind of double jeopardy super murderer and this is the only way they could apprehend him. Edit: Wait she apparently. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

09-10-2007, 08:46 AM	#8
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Oh god, it's too early I didn't even think it was a pun. And I think it's actually hilarious. I need more coffee. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

09-10-2007, 06:44 AM	#2
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Obviously it's assault on an officer.