REVENGE!

Magish · 11-09-2007, 01:32 PM

I used to work in the deli at my local Wal-Mart. One day, we were literally about to close (I was serving our "final" customer at the time), when these two girls walked up. My co-worker told them that we were closed, and they instantly got all mean and stuff, called Wal-Mart HQ and said that we had to serve them. Well, I was gonna do so anyway, but the way they were all mean and rude annoyed me... and they weren't paying attention to us at all. So, I decided to make their cheese and meat EXTRA THICK.

I mean, seriously, the slices were like a quarter inch thick each. And I think I gave them triple their order.

So, any other stories of revenge out there?

Edit: To clarify, have you ever had a sandwich where the meat/cheese is really thick? It's not that good. Especially ham. Plus you can only make like 1/5th the sandwiches. And we didn't actually make any sandwiches, we just sliced the cold cuts for them.

Corn · 11-09-2007, 05:51 PM

How is that revenge?

Melfice · 11-09-2007, 05:58 PM

That is, most likely, revenge in that they overpayed.
However, in return, they got an amount of items equal to what they paid for it, so... maybe not much of a well thought revenge, but revenge none the less.

Unless, of course, I completely misunderstood?

DFM · 11-09-2007, 06:01 PM

I'm really confused, you gave them a better sandwich for being mean to you. Is this like a turn the other cheek thing? Because that's admirable I guess but it's not you know revenge.

Mr.Bookworm · 11-09-2007, 06:02 PM

Er...

How does giving them about 3 times what they payed for constitute revenge?

Unless it involves making them fat and giving them heart attacks...

Bells · 11-09-2007, 06:10 PM

Or atleast a chunck so big they couldnt Chew...

C'mon man, tell me you at least spit in it!

Demetrius · 11-09-2007, 06:15 PM

Have you ever seen Waiting?

bananarama · 11-09-2007, 06:31 PM

I think Magish's form of revenge is that he's giving those two so much meat that they either: a) get fat and die of diabetes or something or b) their sandwiches will be so big that they'll eventually choke on them.... clearly Magish is the paragon of evil...

Also, I guess I should share a tale of revenge: in middle school, once there was this guy who was a general asshole to anybody within arm's distance. This guy had a penchant for writing on my clothes with a pen. So one time he was about to write on my shirt when I pushed him away as hard as I could with my arm... my arm got stabbed against the open pen. So here I was with small flesh wound that kept on bleeding and the guy was acting like a douche and making retarded jokes about it. I decided to bluff and tell him that I was going to tell the principal. I didn't think that he would take me too seriously as it was the end of the school year and we were graduating, but this guy freaked. My ears were soon assaulted with a diarrhea of apologies and pleadings. This guy was really worried because he already has record and thought that this would actually prevent him graduating.... and that's how I got 15 dollars from the motherfucker. I could have tried and extort more from him but I was too damn nice for that

Khael! · 11-09-2007, 06:33 PM

They were those skinny kind of chicks, weren't they? The kind that would be grossed out by a big sandwich and not want to eat, but are overtly specific about what they want nonetheless? God I hate those. They're right up there with poodle-in-purse chicks.

What you should've done though was put on way too much freaking mayo. Not only would that make it all fatty in their eyes, but it'd squeeze out everywhere the moment they took a bite. Then they'd have mayo all over their shirts, which always looks great.

DFM · 11-09-2007, 06:53 PM

Did they say they wanted it extra thin or something?

Because even then I imagine they'd ask you to just make it again since it was thick.

11-09-2007, 01:32 PM	#1
Magish Troopa Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 31	REVENGE! I used to work in the deli at my local Wal-Mart. One day, we were literally about to close (I was serving our "final" customer at the time), when these two girls walked up. My co-worker told them that we were closed, and they instantly got all mean and stuff, called Wal-Mart HQ and said that we had to serve them. Well, I was gonna do so anyway, but the way they were all mean and rude annoyed me... and they weren't paying attention to us at all. So, I decided to make their cheese and meat EXTRA THICK. I mean, seriously, the slices were like a quarter inch thick each. And I think I gave them triple their order. So, any other stories of revenge out there? Edit: To clarify, have you ever had a sandwich where the meat/cheese is really thick? It's not that good. Especially ham. Plus you can only make like 1/5th the sandwiches. And we didn't actually make any sandwiches, we just sliced the cold cuts for them. Last edited by Magish; 11-09-2007 at 10:00 PM.

11-09-2007, 06:01 PM	#4
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	I'm really confused, you gave them a better sandwich for being mean to you. Is this like a turn the other cheek thing? Because that's admirable I guess but it's not you know revenge. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

11-09-2007, 06:10 PM	#6
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Or atleast a chunck so big they couldnt Chew... C'mon man, tell me you at least spit in it! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

11-09-2007, 06:15 PM	#7
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11-09-2007, 06:31 PM	#8
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	I think Magish's form of revenge is that he's giving those two so much meat that they either: a) get fat and die of diabetes or something or b) their sandwiches will be so big that they'll eventually choke on them.... clearly Magish is the paragon of evil... Also, I guess I should share a tale of revenge: in middle school, once there was this guy who was a general asshole to anybody within arm's distance. This guy had a penchant for writing on my clothes with a pen. So one time he was about to write on my shirt when I pushed him away as hard as I could with my arm... my arm got stabbed against the open pen. So here I was with small flesh wound that kept on bleeding and the guy was acting like a douche and making retarded jokes about it. I decided to bluff and tell him that I was going to tell the principal. I didn't think that he would take me too seriously as it was the end of the school year and we were graduating, but this guy freaked. My ears were soon assaulted with a diarrhea of apologies and pleadings. This guy was really worried because he already has record and thought that this would actually prevent him graduating.... and that's how I got 15 dollars from the motherfucker. I could have tried and extort more from him but I was too damn nice for that Last edited by bananarama; 11-09-2007 at 06:49 PM.

11-09-2007, 06:02 PM	#5
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	Er... How does giving them about 3 times what they payed for constitute revenge? Unless it involves making them fat and giving them heart attacks...

11-09-2007, 06:33 PM	#9
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	They were those skinny kind of chicks, weren't they? The kind that would be grossed out by a big sandwich and not want to eat, but are overtly specific about what they want nonetheless? God I hate those. They're right up there with poodle-in-purse chicks. What you should've done though was put on way too much freaking mayo. Not only would that make it all fatty in their eyes, but it'd squeeze out everywhere the moment they took a bite. Then they'd have mayo all over their shirts, which always looks great. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day. Last edited by Khael!; 11-09-2007 at 06:36 PM.

11-09-2007, 06:53 PM	#10
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Did they say they wanted it extra thin or something? Because even then I imagine they'd ask you to just make it again since it was thick. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE