Guys, No More Debate, I've Found The Worst Song

Lumenskir · 10-30-2008, 08:56 PM

Be prepared to log the longest four minutes and twelve seconds of your life into this.

I'm really glad we can avoid the hassle of making "Worst Song of [blank]" lists, since that pretty much takes all the spots on every single one of them, past, present, or future.

Ben_Fox · 10-30-2008, 09:09 PM

To be fair, its the video that really makes me want to kill myself in the face over and over again.

That said, is it really worse than this song?

Kim · 10-30-2008, 09:36 PM

I'm not big into Eiffel 65, used to be when I was dumb and small, but I wouldn't consider it the worst song in the world. The music video those kids made made me hate the internet.

Regulus Tera · 10-30-2008, 10:05 PM

A New Challenger Appears!

Lumenskir · 10-30-2008, 10:07 PM

As someone forced to listening to My Console every time I bum a ride from my friend, the combination of utter, hopeless datedness (Omega Boost? X-Files??), a beat that confirms every bad thing anyone has ever said about techno music ever, lyrics that rely heavily on spelling, and a whole host of other things, the video actually lessened the pain for me.

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That said, is it really worse than this song?

Aside from the utter ridiculousness of the band's name, that really wouldn't be out of place in a South Park episode. I AM NOT CONVINCED IT IS A WORSER SONG.

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A New Challenger Appears!

Cmon, even on the list of artificially constructed joke songs it's lacking.

Kim · 10-30-2008, 10:13 PM

I don't really think it's fair to complain about a song's datedness, at least in the sense that it's worse for it, when it's an old song. I'd say it's probably about nine or ten years old by now.

russianreversal · 10-30-2008, 10:37 PM

Oh please. Eiffel 65 might not have the best track record, but that's nothing compared to this.

And did you just now find that? I'd been under the impression that everyone had heard, hated, and gotten over that song years ago.

Mirai Gen · 10-31-2008, 01:31 AM

While you get bonus points for it being Effel 65, I still think that the worst song of all time is contained within.

Because it's one thing to be horrible, it is quite another to be horrible and get consistently blasted on the radio, bar jukeboxes, and 7,000$ car sound systems despite that fact.

guyy · 10-31-2008, 02:46 AM

This one isn't exactly the worst ever, but I never could figure out how the guy who made Audiosurf could actually like this. (It was one of the very first songs put in the "Radio" for the game.) I mean...wow.

katiuska · 10-31-2008, 03:19 AM

All I remember of Eiffel 65 is that "Blue" song they used to play. That was pretty terrible, but its existence is justified by the burlesque poetry performance one of my friends gave of it.

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While you get bonus points for it being Effel 65, I still think that the worst song of all time is contained within.

Because it's one thing to be horrible, it is quite another to be horrible and get consistently blasted on the radio, bar jukeboxes, and 7,000$ car sound systems despite that fact.

Y'know, I've avoided that song almost completely. The vitriol directed at it when it came out has convinced me that my iPod, which totally removes the need for radio, is the best thing I've ever owned.

10-30-2008, 09:36 PM	#3
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I'm not big into Eiffel 65, used to be when I was dumb and small, but I wouldn't consider it the worst song in the world. The music video those kids made made me hate the internet. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

10-30-2008, 10:13 PM	#6
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I don't really think it's fair to complain about a song's datedness, at least in the sense that it's worse for it, when it's an old song. I'd say it's probably about nine or ten years old by now. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

10-31-2008, 01:31 AM	#8
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	While you get bonus points for it being Effel 65, I still think that the worst song of all time is contained within. Because it's one thing to be horrible, it is quite another to be horrible and get consistently blasted on the radio, bar jukeboxes, and 7,000$ car sound systems despite that fact. __________________

10-30-2008, 10:05 PM	#4
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	A New Challenger Appears!

10-30-2008, 10:37 PM	#7
russianreversal . Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,435	Oh please. Eiffel 65 might not have the best track record, but that's nothing compared to this. And did you just now find that? I'd been under the impression that everyone had heard, hated, and gotten over that song years ago.

10-31-2008, 02:46 AM	#9
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	This one isn't exactly the worst ever, but I never could figure out how the guy who made Audiosurf could actually like this. (It was one of the very first songs put in the "Radio" for the game.) I mean...wow.