Yo Freakin' Ho: A Poorly Illustrated Space Pirates Adventure

Marelo · 11-26-2008, 06:27 PM

Rules are as follows:

1. Suggest actions for the characters to act out.
2. I will cherry-pick them according to what flows best/is funniest/whatever random criteria.
3. I will illustrate them.
4. You will view them, and cringe at the consequences of your inevitably ill-advised actions.
5. Repeat!

There is a final goal which you are (supposed) to strive for, and, if/when achieved, the game is won. Good luck!

If you're new, here's a nifty archive. If you're not new, well... there's still this nifty archive.

1 2 3 GO

Masked Jedi · 11-30-2008, 10:09 PM

TG: Put on helmet and approach other guard.

DG: Take out gun and hide behind robot

Male Human Fighter · 11-30-2008, 10:22 PM

TG: Fashion shiv out of guard helmet. Hand shiv to DG.
DG: Utilizing the natural affinity of British men for cross-dressing and transvestite shenanigans, disguise yourself as the little old lady from Pasadena as featured in the Beach Boys' similarly titled song and run him over with convertible. Hand shiv to R.
R: Shiv door until it opens.

Marelo · 12-02-2008, 02:28 PM

Male Human Fighter · 12-02-2008, 10:07 PM

TG: Motion compatriots forward. Noticing a distinct lack of opening apparatus on the door, knock politely.
R: Approach the unconscious guard in preparation for his attack: Anti Meat Bag Internal Assault Notated Consistently Everywhere. Also known as: The Part Where The Super Strong Robot Beats People With Particularly Heavy Parts Of The Scenery. A.M.B.I.A.N.C.E. for short.
DG: Dress as female for personal amusement.

Dauntasa · 12-03-2008, 01:57 AM

TG: Knock out and Strip Guard down to underpants.
DG: Dress in Guard's clothes.(put own clothes into hat, put hat on top of helmet.)
R: Throw Guard at the turret.

The SSB Intern · 12-04-2008, 12:47 AM

All: Use unconscious body to reenact your favorite "dead bodies" bit from Whose Line.

Zilla · 12-04-2008, 02:03 PM

Guard: Talk in sleep.

Marelo · 12-07-2008, 02:16 AM

This update is proving pretty complex, so it might be a while. I am but mortal, and these suggestions are so golden that I can't bear to leave them out for the sake of speed.

Marelo · 12-09-2008, 04:09 PM

All: Attempt to win over the guards affection by breaking into a long-winded Broadway musical number.
Guard: Talk in sleep.
TG: Persecute the guard for worshiping an inferior god.
TG: Snap the sleeping guard's neck.
TG: Snap the guards neck.
DG: Dress in Guard's clothes.(put own clothes into hat, put hat on top of helmet.)
R: Throw Guard at the turret.

11-26-2008, 06:27 PM	#1
Marelo Napoleon Impersonator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 816	Yo Freakin' Ho: A Poorly Illustrated Space Pirates Adventure Rules are as follows: 1. Suggest actions for the characters to act out. 2. I will cherry-pick them according to what flows best/is funniest/whatever random criteria. 3. I will illustrate them. 4. You will view them, and cringe at the consequences of your inevitably ill-advised actions. 5. Repeat! There is a final goal which you are (supposed) to strive for, and, if/when achieved, the game is won. Good luck! If you're new, here's a nifty archive. If you're not new, well... there's still this nifty archive. 1 2 3 GO Last edited by Marelo; 01-26-2009 at 04:06 PM.

11-30-2008, 10:22 PM	#3
Male Human Fighter Troopa Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 84	TG: Fashion shiv out of guard helmet. Hand shiv to DG. DG: Utilizing the natural affinity of British men for cross-dressing and transvestite shenanigans, disguise yourself as the little old lady from Pasadena as featured in the Beach Boys' similarly titled song and run him over with convertible. Hand shiv to R. R: Shiv door until it opens. __________________ No!

12-02-2008, 10:07 PM	#5
Male Human Fighter Troopa Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 84	TG: Motion compatriots forward. Noticing a distinct lack of opening apparatus on the door, knock politely. R: Approach the unconscious guard in preparation for his attack: Anti Meat Bag Internal Assault Notated Consistently Everywhere. Also known as: The Part Where The Super Strong Robot Beats People With Particularly Heavy Parts Of The Scenery. A.M.B.I.A.N.C.E. for short. DG: Dress as female for personal amusement. __________________ No!

12-04-2008, 12:47 AM	#7
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	All: Use unconscious body to reenact your favorite "dead bodies" bit from Whose Line. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

12-04-2008, 02:03 PM	#8
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	Guard: Talk in sleep. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

12-02-2008, 02:28 PM	#4
Marelo Napoleon Impersonator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 816

12-03-2008, 01:57 AM	#6
Dauntasa Goddamn Commie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Riding the Midnight Express to Slate City Posts: 492	TG: Knock out and Strip Guard down to underpants. DG: Dress in Guard's clothes.(put own clothes into hat, put hat on top of helmet.) R: Throw Guard at the turret.

12-07-2008, 02:16 AM	#9
Marelo Napoleon Impersonator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 816	This update is proving pretty complex, so it might be a while. I am but mortal, and these suggestions are so golden that I can't bear to leave them out for the sake of speed.

12-09-2008, 04:09 PM	#10
Marelo Napoleon Impersonator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 816	All: Attempt to win over the guards affection by breaking into a long-winded Broadway musical number. Guard: Talk in sleep. TG: Persecute the guard for worshiping an inferior god. TG: Snap the sleeping guard's neck. TG: Snap the guards neck. DG: Dress in Guard's clothes.(put own clothes into hat, put hat on top of helmet.) R: Throw Guard at the turret. Last edited by Marelo; 12-09-2008 at 04:16 PM.