Dammit, Clevinger, keep Charlie away from my cat.

WVI · 01-10-2009, 10:24 PM

I don't know what he's been telling her, or whether she just wants to be "cool", but now my cat's taken up the habit of trying to eat anything she sees, including

- tortilla chips
- whole pizzas
- string cheese
- anything she sees me eat and deduces that it is edible

It got to a breaking point when she threw up an entire log of shit on my bed. I don't know how she does it. Tell your cat that peer pressure isn't A-OK!

Mashirosen · 01-11-2009, 12:21 AM

I'm sorry, but you have the wrong cat. With the exception of the shoelaces Charlie's managed to keep down and assimilate every weird goddamn thing he's eaten. You want relentless human-food piracy with associated shitlog-vomiting, Kurt's your man. That he's found some way of spreading this hateful ethos through the internet while also pinning the job on his little housemate would only surprise me if I hadn't lived with him for the past five years. If you can call that living. Which I don't.

Marelo · 01-11-2009, 12:26 AM

Am I the only one who has cats which only occasionally cause trouble?

The Wizard Who Did It · 01-11-2009, 12:33 AM

It just struck me after all this notice going to all the cats in Brian's house that after Mash leaves Kurosen for being a deadbeat wife beater she'll be a crazy cat lady.

Mike McC · 01-11-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Runswithnopants

Am I the only one who has cats which only occasionally cause trouble?

You lie. Such creatures do not exist.

Doc ock rokc · 01-11-2009, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Runswithnopants

Am I the only one who has cats which only occasionally cause trouble?

no...But my cat did play "Face-hugger" on whoever is sleeping with her favorite pillow...

Marelo · 01-11-2009, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike McC

You lie. Such creatures do not exist.

Then I have some goddamn cuddly robot cats.

BitVyper · 01-11-2009, 01:41 AM

We need some kind of webcomics rating system to keep this bile out of the eyes of our children-I mean kittens.

Marelo · 01-11-2009, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

We need some kind of webcomics rating system to keep this bile out of the eyes of our children-I mean kittens.

I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Seil · 01-11-2009, 01:54 AM

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You lie. Such creatures do not exist.

I have an outside cat - one that was quite literally lured away by a crazy cat lady, the other who is still with us and leaves presents of birds and mice on the front step. He's very cuddly, apart from some toe-licking.

01-10-2009, 10:24 PM	#1
WVI Shyguy Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 232	Dammit, Clevinger, keep Charlie away from my cat. I don't know what he's been telling her, or whether she just wants to be "cool", but now my cat's taken up the habit of trying to eat anything she sees, including - tortilla chips - whole pizzas - string cheese - anything she sees me eat and deduces that it is edible It got to a breaking point when she threw up an entire log of shit on my bed. I don't know how she does it. Tell your cat that peer pressure isn't A-OK!

01-11-2009, 12:21 AM	#2
Mashirosen Watch closely! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Imaginary tomorrowland Posts: 1,855	I'm sorry, but you have the wrong cat. With the exception of the shoelaces Charlie's managed to keep down and assimilate every weird goddamn thing he's eaten. You want relentless human-food piracy with associated shitlog-vomiting, Kurt's your man. That he's found some way of spreading this hateful ethos through the internet while also pinning the job on his little housemate would only surprise me if I hadn't lived with him for the past five years. If you can call that living. Which I don't. __________________ "Remember how we all thought the Jedi were, well, Space Knights of the Round Table? Well, as it turns out, they're a bunch of self-righteous virgins who kidnap kids to replenish their numbers."

01-11-2009, 12:33 AM	#4
The Wizard Who Did It The End of Evolution Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Some call it hell; I call it home. Posts: 1,822	It just struck me after all this notice going to all the cats in Brian's house that after Mash leaves Kurosen for being a deadbeat wife beater she'll be a crazy cat lady. __________________ And this world's smartest man means no more to me than does its smartest termite. ~Dr. Manhattan

01-11-2009, 01:41 AM	#8
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	We need some kind of webcomics rating system to keep this bile out of the eyes of our children-I mean kittens. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

01-11-2009, 12:26 AM	#3
Marelo Napoleon Impersonator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 816	Am I the only one who has cats which only occasionally cause trouble?