Dangerous Foods

Mirai Gen · 04-02-2009, 04:38 PM

Ow fuck I burned my mouth on this fucking traitorous pizza.

01d55 · 04-02-2009, 04:45 PM

There's this prominent ridge behind my two frontmost teeth (top) that always gets burned when I eat pizza. Every time.

At least it's not Fugu.

Buddha Fett · 04-02-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

Ow fuck I burned my mouth on this fucking traitorous pizza.

This is why I almost never make a pizza in my oven; it only cooks it to boiling hot or half-frozen. Either way, it's extremely unpleasant.

Corel · 04-02-2009, 04:57 PM

I do wonder why we are hard wired to eat/drink delicous foods that we know will cause oral decimation.

Culinary Sirens?

Another dangerous food would be hard boiled wine gum sweets. I lived in ever constant fear of them ripping my teeth out with every chew.

Vault Of Thrones · 04-02-2009, 06:09 PM

Tortilla chips are like death to your mouth. Little slivers have the tendency to embed themselves between my teeth and hurt like nobody's business. I wouldn't bother with them at all if they weren't so delicious.

Sir Pinkleton · 04-02-2009, 07:08 PM

You're supposed to let the food cool down a little first. I'm pretty sure every baked good recipe says that, even clafouti which is supposed to be served nearly out of the oven. Sorry! :p
I hear that sprinkling sugar/salt on your tongue is supposed to help with burnt tastbuds, but I've never tried it. Also, this might help, but it looks like it's meant for pretty extreme burns: http://www.ehow.com/video_12670_soot...nt-tongue.html

Anyway, I never could eat more than one bowl of captain crunch, and even at that, the roof of my tongue has always been torn to hell by it. Other than that, I can't stomach very spicy foods, so name one thing that's spicy and I likely haven't tried it out of fear.

Kerensky287 · 04-02-2009, 07:50 PM

In the past when I ate tortilla chips I never chewed them properly so they hurt like hell on the way down.

Oh, and when I eat Skittles, my mouth kinda stings for a little while after. Not sure why.

...Does Vodka count as a food? Because if you drink it straight it's not great on the way down either.

Azisien · 04-02-2009, 08:02 PM

Never had a bowl of Corn Pops in my life without shredding the hell out of the top of my mouth.

Viridis · 04-02-2009, 08:16 PM

Every time I have hot chocolate I burn my tongue and it feels insensitive and unable to taste for days.

phil_ · 04-02-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

...Does Vodka count as a food? Because if you drink it straight it's not great on the way down either.

I was going to ask about beer earlier. 'Cause, seriously, big ol' DANGER sign there.

04-02-2009, 04:38 PM	#1
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Dangerous Foods Ow fuck I burned my mouth on this fucking traitorous pizza. __________________

04-02-2009, 06:09 PM	#5
Vault Of Thrones A Threat to the District Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: /dev/null Posts: 444	Tortilla chips are like death to your mouth. Little slivers have the tendency to embed themselves between my teeth and hurt like nobody's business. I wouldn't bother with them at all if they weren't so delicious. __________________ Twitter!

04-02-2009, 07:50 PM	#7
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	In the past when I ate tortilla chips I never chewed them properly so they hurt like hell on the way down. Oh, and when I eat Skittles, my mouth kinda stings for a little while after. Not sure why. ...Does Vodka count as a food? Because if you drink it straight it's not great on the way down either. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

04-02-2009, 04:45 PM	#2
01d55 Not 55 years old. Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,098	There's this prominent ridge behind my two frontmost teeth (top) that always gets burned when I eat pizza. Every time. At least it's not Fugu.

04-02-2009, 04:57 PM	#4
Corel Welcome, to Paedogeddon! Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,015	I do wonder why we are hard wired to eat/drink delicous foods that we know will cause oral decimation. Culinary Sirens? Another dangerous food would be hard boiled wine gum sweets. I lived in ever constant fear of them ripping my teeth out with every chew.

04-02-2009, 07:08 PM	#6
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	You're supposed to let the food cool down a little first. I'm pretty sure every baked good recipe says that, even clafouti which is supposed to be served nearly out of the oven. Sorry! :p I hear that sprinkling sugar/salt on your tongue is supposed to help with burnt tastbuds, but I've never tried it. Also, this might help, but it looks like it's meant for pretty extreme burns: http://www.ehow.com/video_12670_soot...nt-tongue.html Anyway, I never could eat more than one bowl of captain crunch, and even at that, the roof of my tongue has always been torn to hell by it. Other than that, I can't stomach very spicy foods, so name one thing that's spicy and I likely haven't tried it out of fear.

04-02-2009, 08:02 PM	#8
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Never had a bowl of Corn Pops in my life without shredding the hell out of the top of my mouth.

04-02-2009, 08:16 PM	#9
Viridis oh, what fun we will have! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 1,773	Every time I have hot chocolate I burn my tongue and it feels insensitive and unable to taste for days.