Your least favorite comercials!

Eldezar · 06-26-2009, 06:59 PM

What commercials can you stand the least? I decided to share a few atrocious local advertisements that, if I have to watch them here in Dayton, then so should the rest of you shmucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ4ROK9ecEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i78cu_l7tyU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QNinOpARV4&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZXJn...eature=related

Which is sad, cuz I think they would be really good if they didn't suck so hard.

So, what are some of your least favorite commercials. And for the sake of this thread not being full of crap, what are some of your favorites?

Corel · 06-26-2009, 07:20 PM

A small population of the forum are now going to cry in a corner somewhere. Yes, you know what the advert is even before you click the link.

Professor Smarmiarty · 06-26-2009, 07:33 PM

Can't think of any terrible ones so here is a favourite one:
An important public service in this ad
Not a great ad but included because its a minute long ad with it's own theme song for a bloody chocolate bar

POS Industries · 06-27-2009, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eldezar

What commercials can you stand the least? I decided to share a few atrocious local advertisements that, if I have to watch them here in Dayton, then so should the rest of you shmucks.

You know, I already have to deal with Hidy Honda, Wetzel Family Auto, those horrible horrible Time Warner commercials, and even fucking lawyers with tiger fursonas where I'm at, too, but I at least have the common decency not to inflict it upon these poor folks. You are beyond cruel.

But what I really wanna know is...

...WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RUNNING YEAR-ROUND?!

Token · 06-27-2009, 09:58 PM

^ Because Enzyte keeps it going year round? *shot*

The new bloody Wendy's commercial, with the stupid song I can't get out of my head. I ended up downloading the damn thing...

Kerensky287 · 06-27-2009, 09:59 PM

I can't find the commercial in question (probably banned from Youtube due to copyright claims, etc) but... the fucking Aero Bar commercial. You know. "Have YOU felt the bubbles melt?"

"Whas dah?"
"Izza bubbohz!"
"Da bubbohz ah MEOWTING!"
"I WUVVA BUBBOHZ!"
"IIII WUVVA BUBBOHZ!"

This is an exaggeration but not by much.

bananarama · 06-27-2009, 10:11 PM

Any commercial by Billy Fucking Mays.

HI BILLY FUCKING MAYS HERE TO SELL YOU SOME SHITTY CLEANING PRODUCT YET AGAIN

POS Industries · 06-27-2009, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token

^ Because Enzyte keeps it going year round? *shot*

But why only the Christmas commercial?

Preturbed · 06-27-2009, 10:49 PM

The commercial for Axe where the main guy is made of fucking chocolate. Is creepy the new cool? Cause if it is, The King may have to give up his crown.

Wigmund · 06-27-2009, 11:54 PM

Head-On, apply directly to the forehead
Head-On, apply directly to the forehead
Head-On, for the love of god make it stop!

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS Industries

But why only the Christmas commercial?

Because Santa's North Pole is popular?

06-26-2009, 06:59 PM	#1
Eldezar Ferbawlz! Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 665	Your least favorite comercials! What commercials can you stand the least? I decided to share a few atrocious local advertisements that, if I have to watch them here in Dayton, then so should the rest of you shmucks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ4ROK9ecEE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i78cu_l7tyU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QNinOpARV4&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZXJn...eature=related Which is sad, cuz I think they would be really good if they didn't suck so hard. So, what are some of your least favorite commercials. And for the sake of this thread not being full of crap, what are some of your favorites? __________________ Patreon Stuff! https://www.patreon.com/NPCProductionCompany

06-26-2009, 07:20 PM	#2
Corel Welcome, to Paedogeddon! Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,015	A small population of the forum are now going to cry in a corner somewhere. Yes, you know what the advert is even before you click the link. __________________ Last edited by Corel; 06-26-2009 at 07:25 PM.

06-27-2009, 09:59 PM	#6
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	I can't find the commercial in question (probably banned from Youtube due to copyright claims, etc) but... the fucking Aero Bar commercial. You know. "Have YOU felt the bubbles melt?" "Whas dah?" "Izza bubbohz!" "Da bubbohz ah MEOWTING!" "I WUVVA BUBBOHZ!" "IIII WUVVA BUBBOHZ!" This is an exaggeration but not by much. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

06-27-2009, 10:11 PM	#7
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	Any commercial by Billy Fucking Mays. HI BILLY FUCKING MAYS HERE TO SELL YOU SOME SHITTY CLEANING PRODUCT YET AGAIN Last edited by bananarama; 06-27-2009 at 10:14 PM.

06-27-2009, 10:49 PM	#9
Preturbed betrayal! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,092	The commercial for Axe where the main guy is made of fucking chocolate. Is creepy the new cool? Cause if it is, The King may have to give up his crown. __________________ sudden but inevitable

06-26-2009, 07:33 PM	#3
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Can't think of any terrible ones so here is a favourite one: An important public service in this ad Not a great ad but included because its a minute long ad with it's own theme song for a bloody chocolate bar

06-27-2009, 09:58 PM	#5
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	^ Because Enzyte keeps it going year round? shot The new bloody Wendy's commercial, with the stupid song I can't get out of my head. I ended up downloading the damn thing...