CoM, CoL Updates

[Unknown Trousersnake]

“I do love oranges.”

“You know I invented them, along with trees too and the grass.”

“That's cute. So are we going to do this, or must you keep your pants on?”

“After this will you tell me what happened to my spoon?”

It was a struggle under the covers, but Lich could not get himself comfortable. Maybe it was the monarch's budding machismo, or the simpilicity in his mannerisms, but the necromancer found one thing he loved besides oranges. Simpletons who can share breakfast in the morning. He was away from his wife, his son was nowhere to be found to satiate his urges, and he was under the care of this man who radiated with something he could not put his finger on, or tried to.

King Steve laid back and allowed the necromancer to seduce him. The man being ravished with his fleshless body, using the ten levels of magic to induce pleasure and pain rolled into one. Through the hours that would seem to fly by, and the relentless thrashing against the bedpost that could wake all of Corneria with the moans and screams of ecstasy, the monarch would only dismiss it all as a fire drill.

Lich enjoyed filling Steve with all things imaginable. From the chill of his breath of being an undead lover, to the tentacles he used to rape not only Steve but Gary who only needed a drink of water. Who was then forced to provide his majesty the true meaning of being 'left handed.'

- Chapter 55, The Passion of the Spoon

Enjoy.

Because there should be a real thread when items are added to your masterpiece, and provide a real discussion because of how many are interested in it with the level of humor it imposes. There are several updates there I did not bother to list. Feel free to move this if it is not in the appropriate location of the forums.

[Kim]

Chapter 69: In one of many violations of the fourth wall, the story cuts to FifthFiend and Clockwork's awkward romance, as Fifth reads CoM:CoL to Clockwork in an attempt to help him come to terms with his budding homosexuality. The chapter ends with a steamy sex scene that is best known for its use of well over one-hundred pendulum related euphemisms for buttsex.

Fifth and Clockwork are my new OTP.

[Fifthfiend]

its use of well over one-hundred pendulum related euphemisms for buttsex.

TBH I cheated a little, a couple of them were for sundials.

[Kurosen]

It is my hope that one day this thing will consist of more pages than 8-bit itself.

[Fifthfiend]

I am actually increasingly terrified that it is going to hit critical mass and there will be no way left to stop it.

EDIT: COMCOL is the singularity.

[Mirai Gen]

I'm hoping more than just forumites get in on this.

[Kim]

I want 8-bit Theater to be considered CoM;CoL fanfiction. Obviously inferior, too. I mean, Brian cut out all the best characters.

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

I'm hoping more than just forumites get in on this.

We have already had Trousersnake here apparently join just for the sake of telling us about the chapters he added.

Plus clockwork who came across it somehow and expressed his feelings about it in words against which the ages shall break in vain.

I don't know where the fuck these people are coming from, is it popping up in Google searches, did someone link us from Fanfiction.net, I mean, what?

[Kim]

I can't find it without putting in the name, and even then, only for here and the wiki.

We should all sign up for accounts at fanfiction websites and link the fuck out of it.

EDIT: Part of me feels like I'm going to be arrested or something for doing Google searches for CoM;CoL.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

"If you build it, they will come."