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Unread 01-05-2010, 10:08 PM   #1
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Today I got mugged! I managed to fend off two guys, but to be honest their strategy- repeatedly punching me in the noggin- didn't work out so well because the skull is hard, while their stomachs were soft. someone called the cops and they caught 'em.

What sort of crime have y'all had happen to you?
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Unread 01-05-2010, 10:13 PM   #2
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Today I got mugged! I managed to fend off two guys, but to be honest their strategy- repeatedly punching me in the noggin- didn't work out so well because the skull is hard, while their stomachs were soft. someone called the cops and they caught 'em.

What sort of crime have y'all had happen to you?
Translation: I got my ass kicked. :P

I'm just messin with ya. You look good for a guy that just came out of a fight with two guys. I'm saying that you probably did win. Losers tend to be far more fucked up than that.

So, details. When, where, how, what?
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Unread 01-05-2010, 10:18 PM   #3
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Unread 01-05-2010, 10:45 PM   #4
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Unread 01-05-2010, 11:10 PM   #5
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Unread 01-05-2010, 11:19 PM   #6
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Unread 01-05-2010, 11:47 PM   #7
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Unread 01-05-2010, 11:58 PM   #8
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dude thats gnarly!

i got mugged on my 21st bday! Well, not really mugged, but a couple of random guys ran up on the sidewalk and got 2 really good sucker punches on me before running away and before i had any clue what just happened.
yes, i was beyond wasted and didnt even know i got punched (i thought i was shoved or something) until i met up with some friends and they asked why i had blood all over my face and was missing my glasses haha. Still need a new pair.... Douche bags.

But other then that i cant say much for crimes ive been invlolced in except for a few i might have commited that cops ended up getting involved in. All minor ones mostly involving trespassing/skating/and the one time getting pulled over and asked "why do you have an empty carton off eggs and a sledge hammer in your car?"
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Unread 01-06-2010, 12:06 AM   #9
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